5 seconds into game…
Wukong: bot
Wukong: I called bot sivir
Wukong: me and jax are bot
Wukong: sivir
Wukong: I called bot
Wukong: gtfo sivir
Wukong: gtfo i called
Sivir: NO
Wukong: thats a bannable
Wukong: **** you sivir
Wukong: cmon I called
Wukong: why are you being annoying?
Wukong: im gonna report you
Sivir: go ahead
Wukong: there i reported you
Sivir: seriously you reported me on easy coop vs ai??
Annie: LOL

5 minutes of flaming later, Wukong starts intentionally feeding

at some point, Jax tries to solo Baron at lvl 5

(an ally has been slain)
Tryndamere: "****"
...90 seconds later (an ally has been slain)
Tryndamere: "****"
...2 minutes later (an ally has been slain)
Tryndamere: "WTF ****ING TOWERS"
...5 minutes later (an ally has been slain)
Tryndamere: "How does Undying Rage work? How much range does it have??"

25 minutes in, Wukong starts calling for surrenders

35 minutes in, somehow we win; Annie is lvl 18, Wukong is lvl 3