Murder at Vayne Manor II

[quote=Jovy][center][color=#ffff00][h3]Champion and Skin Sale; Murder at Vayne Manor II[/h3][/color] [url=http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-and-skin-sale-murder-vayne-manor-ii][h4]Posted by Nidalee on Thu, 2012-10-04 14:02[/h4][/url][/center] [i]Suddenly, a sleek black cougar slinks from behind a curtain. With a guttural growl, it transforms into French Maid Nidalee. She lazily twirls her spear and adjusts a lace ruffle framing her overflowing décolletage.[/i] And you call yourselves intelligentsia—you clearly haven’t gleaned anything from this inquisition. All you pompous, affected faux-dilettantes deserve to tumble off your high horses! As if you have any notion of what really befell this unfortunate soul; every savvy bestselling mystery writer knows that the real juice is squeezed down in the servant’s quarters. [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]He’s been the consummate Jolly Roger this night—swashbuckling, yo-ho-ho, all that ridiculous swill—but I witnessed Gangplank slipping a noxious tonic into our guest’s shot of rum. Confiscate this fiend’s grog-soaked blade, then pay up [b]487 RP[/b] to watch him walk the plank![/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Udyr_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Udyr_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Udyr is literally a beast! He’s apt to let those primal instincts take over at any time. Looking at the marks on our unfortunate guest’s throat, we can’t possibly rule out a savage tiger attack—how bizarre, yet convenient. Cage this animal for [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Karma_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Karma_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]No one does a sensuous fan dance quite like Karma, but, as everyone knows, she’s a cruel mistress as well. How else to explain her hastily-wrapped kimono and conspicuously stained silk fan? [b]487 RP[/b] might buy her a new one, but probably not where she’s going.[/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Orianna_Bladecraft_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Orianna_Bladecraft_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Orianna_Bladecraft_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Orianna_Bladecraft_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Bladecraft Orianna? She positively gleams with malice! I spied her honing her ball’s innumerable knife edges on the kitchen whetstone—whilst flirting with the butler! (Where else do you think that jaunty jacket came from?) Apparently, a little dangerous cuddling winds her up as foreplay to a murder. I’ll stick her for [b]487 RP[/b]. [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Leona_Defender_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Leona_Defender_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Leona_Defender_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Leona_Defender_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Oh, Defender Leona, despite your “ambassador of the sun” nonsense, you possess a truly dark streak. Why else would such a paragon of righteousness stick her nose into our private stash of, ahem, potent Icathian foliage? Who knows what you hallucinated in the name of justice while wandering crazed in the moonlight…just take this [b]487 RP[/b] and clear your head.[/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Asylum_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Asylum_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Asylum_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shaco_Asylum_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Finally, I found this piece of work dangling in the dumbwaiter. Asylum Shaco was cavorting loose and fancy-free in Demacia, darting among the shadows, and nobody here knew?! Lucky I nabbed him before you all tripped over his jack-in-the-boxes. I’ll be collecting that bounty of [b]487 RP[/b] now, thank you kindly.[/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] If it were up to me, I’d throw you all into Nashor’s pit. As it is, though, I’m turning you over to Officer Caitlyn; she’ll lock you up from October 5 to October 8 until you can post your bail. Now get out; I need to finish mopping up this mess—do you have any idea how hard it is to scrub blood out of a Shuriman wool carpet?! [i]As the last of the guests files out the door, Nidalee’s stony expression twists into one of glee. Slipping her hands into the dead man’s jacket, she withdraws a weighty purse of gold. Clutching it in her teeth, she morphs back into her feline incarnation. As she does, her claws exactly align with the bloody gouges on the victim’s chest.[/i] Oh, how I do enjoy a thrilling game of cat and mouse…[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]karma is on sale following a recent karma skin sale and with more tweets about the rework I SENSE REWORK SOON AFTER THE CHAMPIONSHIP or at least before the end of the year hopefully[/quote]

[quote=Berzerk]I KNEW IT WAS THE MAID![/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]lol. karma sale.[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64][quote=A Chubby Baby] lol. karma sale. [/quote] i know right? riot is gonna make so much money from this sale[/quote]

[quote=Arthzil][quote=DillButt64] karma is on sale following a recent karma skin sale and with more tweets about the rework I SENSE REWORK SOON AFTER THE CHAMPIONSHIP or at least before the end of the year hopefully [/quote] How about "no one plays her, she doesn't sell at all, her skins don't sell at all, let's at least cash out on people that just have to buy everything that's on sale?".[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]i was tempted to buy her skin when it was on sale but i like her other skin better so im gonna wait for that one i know a few people that play her gangplank and her cost the same IP and are cheap so anyone thats smart wouldnt waste rp on those two why would riot but a champion on sale with the intent on not selling it?[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]I've never tried Karma before, but I might buy her...(reads the responses) Um...maybe not. Maybe after they rework her :/[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64][quote=devdevil] I've never tried Karma before, but I might buy her...(reads the responses) Um...maybe not. Maybe after they rework her :/ [/quote] i HIGHLY suggest playing her before her extremely unique playstyle gets changed trust me youll like it[/quote]

[quote=throatslasher]What's wrong with karma????????????[/quote]