Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=KSS Awake]So yeah, I tought it would be nice to share the "best" quotes ever heard in solo queue. I heard this today in ranked: "LeBlanc is not a farmer, she is a burster, therefore I don't need farm, I need to burst people." (not exact quote) -12 cs in 20 minutes LeBlanc player[/quote]

[quote=YayaFTW]Me: "Hey [[Garen]], could you get [[randuin's omen]] for us? it'll help us when you'll pop it while you spin through them in TF's". Garen: "Shut up low elo, I get [[Frozen Heart]] It gives more armor ! You clearly suck at maths..pff ignored." By: A Ranked placement matches [[Garen]] who technically should see a psychiatrist.[/quote]

[quote=TheRedPenguin]"Only supports buy wards."[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]"I'm not ganking top, your fault you didn't ban [[Darius]]" By a random [[warwick]][/quote]

[quote=Glayde]Me: "Hey [[Vayne]], why'd you get a [[Hextech Gunblade]]?" Vayne: "Oh, so my skills will do more damage as well as my attacks! :D" I think I lmaoed for about 10 minutes.[/quote]

[quote=Yukimaru]^that reminds me: Me:"Hey *forgot the champ alrdy but it was a ap mid* why did u bought a Gunblade?" He:"I go Hybrid so Veigar doesnt instanuke me." ...[/quote]

[quote=NicknameMy]"[[maokai]] support OP" We all know who said that.^^[/quote]

[quote=BloBBloB99]He: n00bs...n00bs...b00bs Me: Bwawawawawahaha He: I kalled u noob beecus u took my blu. Me: I'm the ap mid, right? He: But i Jax. - Really professional Jax player knowing that jax is a mana hungry champ that always 1v5 penta the enemy team. Badass grammar proffesor from poland specialising in english. Probably sitting in a dark corner somewher playing at 800 elo punching the blue with a lamp post.[/quote]

[quote=MozaTear]Me playing as Veigar, back at base buying items. My team decides to force a tf without me there and they lose horribly. Our [[Warwick]] blames me for not stunning them even though I wasnt there...[/quote]

[quote=Shuru]me: "tristana, you rushed PD, why don't you have any boots or damage?" Tristana: "first off, you're dumb, boots are worthless, Besides, Tristana doesn't need damage items, her scaling is good enough"[/quote]