Champion & Skin Sale: More Legitimate Business

[quote=Mowen][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: More Legitimate Business[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-more-legitimate-business][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Twitch on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 22:56[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/February_2013/02_08_2013_Gangster_Twitch_Sale/article_banner_sale_02_08EN.jpg][/center] [indent]Oooooooh, you won’t believe the mess that I gotta clean up, friends. Looks like you’re on my list of folks I get to lean on when I needs a favor. Gangster Twitch here, see, and I got lotsa bones to pick with lotsa champions. You’re up for helpin’ me out, right? This here tommy gun sure thinks so...[/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Nocturne_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Nocturne_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]I may be the king of the ambush, but you’ve never met [[Nocturne]]. Chump thinks he can get the drop on my guys cuz he sneaks around in the darkness. But guess what don’t need to see inna dark to put some holes in dat shadowy scumbag? My Spray and Pray! [b]440 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Zyra_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Zyra_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]The Twitch family’s been using [[Zyra]]’s flower shop as a front for some of our less-than-legitimate business ventures. Some of the family’s more obnoxious enemies roughed up the joint, so we’re gonna rough ‘em up right back. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Veigar_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Veigar_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]You think I’m a little rat bastard? [[Veigar]]’s been dropping dark matter on our operation for years. We’ve finally found that little bazooli slinkin’ around the Zaun docks. He ain’t gettin’ away this time. [b]292 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Veigar_Greybeard_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Veigar_Greybeard_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Veigar_Greybeard_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Veigar_Greybeard_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Oh, you a wise guy, huh? Throwing on a fake beard and callin’ yourself [[Veigar Greybeard]]. You still got Veigar in the name, you futzamarool. Let’s go see a guy about some concrete shoes. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shyvana_Iron_Scale_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shyvana_Iron_Scale_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shyvana_Iron_Scale_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Shyvana_Iron_Scale_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[Ironscale Shyvana]] is the main cause of my business’ little snafus lately, burning up my fine downtown establishments. Takes alotta bullets to get through that armor. Good thing it only takes a little poison to do a whole lotta baddaboom! [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Gangster_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Gangster_Splash_thumb.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Gangster_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Twitch_Gangster_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Nice work, friends. You done two solids now for me and the family, so you’ve earned a reward. Stinky cheese? Nah. How abouts you call on ol’ [[Gangster Twitch]] when you need some muscle? [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [indent]Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to cause a bunch of champions some unmitigatible true damage, if you catch my drift. If you don’t, dat means I’m going to severely rough people up for money that they owe me. You’ll have from [b]February 8 to February 11[/b] to reap the benefits of our handiwork, so get spendin’.[/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] Tempting to buy Zyra, she seems fun. :) Veigar Greybeard is also an awesome skin![/quote]

[quote=Viola Orpheus]Ah crap. I've been waiting to spend my RP on the Lunar Revel stuff, but that's the one [[Shyvana]] skin I really want. And I refunded [[Zyra]] back then to grab the 2-for-1 rune page sale, but I've started to like her again when I smurfed on a friend's account. Dang it Riot, stop making sales one after another which have the stuff I want D: (Last sale was [[Muse Sona]], then the one before that I ended up grabbing [[Exiled Morgana]] and [[Queen Ashe]]).[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]WHOS GONNA BUY VEIGAR ON SALE?[/quote]

[quote=-NA- Veng Lmfao]Ironscale or Dark flame.... Hmm[/quote]

[quote=tehAsian]IRONSCALE SUCKS (except splash art, it looks great :D) DARKFLAME ALL THE WAY. Too bad you missed the sale a while ago :/[/quote]

[quote=SirthOsiris]Dammit, that's actually the skin I wanted with Shyvana, too. And Veiger. And Twitch. Well, the latter two I'm not a fan of USING, so...[/quote]

[quote=IAmByakuya]HOLY SHIT FINALLY i tried to hold myself as uch as i cud to buy that skin since i knew it would be on sale soon :,) just love ma [[shyvana]] <3 THANK YOU RIOT[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]god I love Twitch's sales lmao[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]riot y u so tease[/quote]