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Twillight - The stares

Creator: Searz March 1, 2013 12:40pm
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(damn it, I make the Twillight mistake waay too often, it just feels right to double-tap that l, u kno? >.>)

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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse

"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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No Twilight Sparkle?
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Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





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Toshabi wrote:

No Twilight Sparkle?

There's plenty of sparkles in Twilight, have you not seen the movie?
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No. Have you? :3c
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Toshabi wrote:

No. Have you? :3c

Yup! I sure have!
It's my favorite movie of all time!
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Will you be my Jacob? I wanna rest my head on your pex.
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Toshabi wrote:

Will you be my Jacob? I wanna rest my head on your pex.

Here you go:
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To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

But my favourite Twilight Parody:

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jhoijhoi wrote:

To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
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I liked the first book of the Hunger games, the movie was trash though :<

Also, Twilight?

Thanks to the very talented The_Nameless_Bard
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