Champion & Skin Sale: Retaliation

[quote=Wayne3100][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: Retaliation[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-retaliation][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Miss Fortune on Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:31[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/March_2013/03_28_2013_-_mafia_miss_fortune_sale/2013.03.29.LOL.com.Banner.Article.ChampSkinSale.jpg][/img][/center] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MissFortune_Mafia_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MissFortune_Mafia_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MissFortune_Mafia_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/MissFortune_Mafia_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][i]You slowly awake in a dark, damp room. Thick, smoky air floats by the few shafts of sunlight that have slipped past a boarded window. The unmistakable clack of stilettos against concrete gets louder with each strut as [b]Mafia Miss Fortune[/b] slowly comes into focus. [b]487 RP[/b][/i] [/columns] [indent] Feeling better? It might take a while. We knocked you pretty hard on the head. You've got dangerous eyes, summoner, and I like that. However, I'm still figuring out where your loyalties lie. Fortune doesn't favor fools, so answer truthfully. Are you working for the Twitch family? [/indent] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Alistar_Longhorn_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Alistar_Longhorn_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Alistar_Longhorn_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Alistar_Longhorn_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]No, hmm? That's the answer you're going with. If you'd like to get pulverized by [b]Longhorn Alistar[/b] a few more times, that's your call. We're trying to make things easy here. [b]260 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_Emumu_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_Emumu_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_Emumu_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Amumu_Emumu_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Yes? Much better. It's a shame that [b]Emumu[/b] already blew your cover as a Twitch family operative. All your secrets spilled on the floor just like his salty tears. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Lulu_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Lulu_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Do you know what we did with the last traitor caught? Little [b]Lulu[/b] loved her cupcakes... such a shame we had to torch her favorite bakery. Such a shame... [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Heimerdinger_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Heimerdinger_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]And [b]Heimerdinger[/b]? He was letting that rat operate out the back of his workshop while he pushed counterfeit Trinity Forces on would-be champions. Tons of mistakes, but we took care of the situation. With bullets. Lots of bullets. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [indent] This time, summoner... this time you go free. But don't forget to deliver Twitch a message from me: we're coming for you, and no amount of poison, stealth, smart pinging or spraying and praying will stop us from shutting you down. [/indent] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Missfortune_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Missfortune_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][i][b]Miss Fortune[/b] carefully aims her guns in your direction before firing two perfectly-placed bullets that unravel the rope bindings holding you in place. With one last “hmmph,” she struts out of view. [b]440 RP[/b][/i] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [indent] The Fortune family is keeping tabs on you. These champions and skins will be on sale from [b]March 29[/b] to [b]April 1[/b], so grab them before Miss Fortune changes her mind and comes for you.[/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center][/quote]

[quote=DisturbedFox]Mafia MF. *___*[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000][quote=DisturbedFox] Mafia MF. *___* [/quote] its funny cuz I was literally just about to buy both MF and her skin for full price hue[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]rp flows from your ass then? =3 i'm loving it already.[/quote]

[quote=DisturbedFox][quote=Luther3000] [quote=DisturbedFox] Mafia MF. *___* [/quote] its funny cuz I was literally just about to buy both MF and her skin for full price hue [/quote] You don't have MF? Get out.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]it's funny because everyone on the forums has been complaining about mafia mf not being on sale yet. riot such a good company[/quote]

[quote=DisturbedFox]Ye I think all my friends which I don't have got sick of me complaining about mafia MF not going on sale. :D[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000][quote=DisturbedFox] You don't have MF? Get out. [/quote] if she wanted me to buy her sooner she should've done better in the games I tested her in[/quote]

[quote=DisturbedFox]That's cuz you gotta play aggressive with her.[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]I play aggressive with her every night. Yes it's exactly what it sounds like.[/quote]