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February 06, 2012

InstaLock

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"Hey, who's the new guy?"
"What new guy?"
"The furry lookin' guy? Dunno. The celebration banner said "Ziggs?" Looks kinda on the wild side of things..."
"I don't mind gettin' a little wild at times." *winks at Lux*
"Oh! Haha, um--"
"Off my sister, bud."
"What new guy? Guys?"
"Easy there partner; I meant no disrespect to the pretty young thing."
"I might be young, but that doesn't mean I'm inexperienced..."
"Look pal, are we gonna have a prob-- wait, Lux, WHAT??"
"What?? I'm played by a lot of summoners!"
"What did you think she meant?"
"HOW COULD YOU NOT S-- ugh, nothing. Just... phrasing, please."
"You need to chill partner."
"Boys, can we please focus? We got a battle comin' up."
"Yeah, let's get this over with. Di…
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February 08, 2012

InstaLock Ahead of Schedule!

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InstaLock  |  League of Incompeten  |  vol 2  |  LoL  |  humor
Crazy Jenkins here. I haven't had any college work in a while, and having recently sprained my ankle, my social life out of 1-10 is around a negative suck, so the next edition of InstaLock is (as the title claims) ahead of schedule! Expect it either tomorrow or Friday. Here's what to expect:




And one other mystery teammate at the end! *You may guess in the comments section lol*

Also, a brief appearance by the one and only:



He'll be in the next one, I promise. Stay tuned!

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy

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February 09, 2012

Tech Difficulties

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InstaLock  |  League of Incompeten  |  vol 2  |  LoL  |  humor  |  Kayle  |  Morgana  |  Udyr  |  Lee Sin  |  Junnngling
Jenkins here. Sorry, but for some reason the blog post is appearing as blank... I'm am currently on the issue, and will deliver "InstaLock the 2nd" to you all in no time :) stay tuned!

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy

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February 09, 2012

InstaLock II

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InstaLock the 2nd  |  League of Incompeten  |  LoL  |  humor  |  Kayle  |  Morgana  |  Udyr  |  Lee Sin  |  Junnngling

*mumbling angrily* “I told Garen-- I told him! But nooooooo, he was all ‘Sejuani, he’s blind I feel bad,’ and ‘Sejuani he’s just going through some post-nerf issues’ -- He’s a BLIND. MONK. The logic is heartbreaking...”
“--Hey! Um, excuse me! Excuse--”
“What point is having Bruce Lee over here if he’s throwing flying kicks in the opposite direction?? More like Steven Segal if you ask me. I mean--”
“BOAR LADY.”
*Blinks; turns towards Kayle* “Excuse me?”
“Haha, sorry. Had to get your attention. Are you-- um, your eye’s twitching...”
“What? Oh, my bad. *Stops eye-twitching* It happens when I get angry.”
“Yeah, I have a few coping techniques of my own. Anyway, are you a fighter?”
“Tank, actually. Sorry.”
“Oh, that’s fine! We have a teammate wh…
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February 11, 2012

InstaLock: Quirky Ideas

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humor  |  InstaLock  |  champions  |  ideas
Jenkins here. Just letting you loyal fans know the 3rd edition of InstaLock is on it's way, and yes, it is Lee Sin heavy :P but I was curious about your ideas! If you have any suggestions or bizarre thoughts about what champion should act like what, leave your thoughts in the comments below or PM me :) if I like it, I'll steal your idea and give you zero credit :D

Kidding of course. I'll find a way to let everyone know the glory is your ;)

Stay tuned!

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy

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February 15, 2012

InstaLock III: Featuring..

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InstaLock III  |  expectations  |  LoL  |  humor
Featuring:



and a handful of random champs :D ( and more!)

Side-story includes:



Stay Tuned!

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February 17, 2012

InstaLock III

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InstaLock III  |  LoL  |  humor  |  Lee Sin  |  champions  |  huehue




“Well, I think it’s official; Sejuani rage-quit.”
“Dude, feel this Sunfire Cape! It’s like, so soft!”
“Really, Lee. Now’s not the time! Our tank just left!”
“DUDE! If I stacked Sunfires do you think the softness would stack too???”
“No, Sunfire’s don’t stack anymore...” *Sighs*
“You would know.”
“Shut up. What are we gonna do about our tank problem?”
“Dude, where’s Graves and that chick?”
“You mean my sister...”
“Yeah, that chick.”
“I dunno actually. Their date should’ve been done by now...”
“Haha, you think she’s discovering her Destiny?”
“Lee...”
“Get it? Cause by ‘Destiny’ I mean his gun--”
“Lee, I ge…
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February 22, 2012

Midterms Why U No Easy?

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InstaLock IV  |  delay  |  humor  |  LoL  |  midterms  |  champions  |  lee sin
Jenkins here. I haven't been able to work on InstaLock IV right now, due to college midterms be a royal pain in my most regal ***. Also, I'm trying to think of which champions to use, but one thing's for sure:





So there's that to expect :) I'll try to get working on this whenever I can so stay tuned!

Best regards,

Jenkins, Crazy

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February 27, 2012

Stay Tuned for InstaLock IV

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InstaLock IV  |  delay  |  humor  |  LoL  |  midterms  |  champions  |  lee sin
Jenkins here. Midterms are almost about over, and I just have one more week of school until Spring break :D :D so you can definetely expect InstaLock IV sometime between this week and the next. It'll be in two parts, and after the two parts, that'll be the end of season 1 for InstaLock XD I'll be back afterwards with some brand new ideas and already thought out story lines! Thanks for being supportive and likin' mah stuff :) and always feel free to send me ideas or suggestions.

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy

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March 15, 2012

Behind ALL the schedule!!!!

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InstaLock IV  |  champions  |  LoL  |  humor  |  behind schedule
Jenkins... here... ugh so sorry. SO much jank has gone down in my life recently - some personal, some blatantly ******ed, etc etc. I don't know when InstaLock IV will be coming out, so my sincerest apologies on that. However, when I'm finished with it, I shall post an update claiming that, well, I'm finished with it. Then the next day I'll post it :) thank you all for being so understanding

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy

P.S. Change in line-up:

and minions!

I hope you enjoy when it comes out <3

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