This is a guide designed to blow the **** out of anyone that so much dips below half health with a clear line of sight.

All you have to do is jungle cait to make sure you're safe from most attacks and being focused, as well as having a steady farm. To help with the jungle and affording all this swag, grab a wriggles for jungling and then grab the 4 gold items to help with earning money.

Shut your mouth and keep farming that jungle. Think about all that coke your going to be spewing on your monitor when an enemy ashe has finally respawned from the last team fight and wanders into the range of the your ulti.

This ashe has been **** talking you all game telling you how stupid you are for trying to jungle cait. Shes been calling you C*ntlin and making stories of how fantastic your mom was in bed last night.

Little does she know that you're about to launch a high powered anti tank round filled with radioactive plutonium...

RIGHT THROUGH HER ****ING FACE.

Now who's mom is getting f*cked?

She prances on the outskirts of her base, her ult off CD and a fresh bloodthirster in her inventory all ready to be farmed.

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THOSE LITTLE GEARS START TURNING AROUND HER FEET.

She shrugs it off thinking "really? C*ntlin is gonna snipe me cuz of all the smack I've been talking? Pshaw what a noob uninstall I can shoot 3 creeps and be fine"

Still smiling as the round flies through the air at 456,384 ft / sec, you grin and wait for the fruits of your hard earned labor come to fruition.

IMPACT.

Ashe's brain splatters across her base, the minions covered in grey matter retreat back to the nexus and spend the next 6 months in a psychotic ward.

You laugh maniacally as that fool of an ashe watches her virtual characters body fly back onto the spawn platform, reeling from the recoil of the massive r*petrain of a bullet you launched out of your r*pe caliber rifle.

The nexus explodes immediately.

Sure you may spend 39min of the 40min game farming and jungling but if you instruct your team to hold off the enemy for that long, rest assured that you are one ult away from hearing those words victory, or pentakill, or congratulations you just won the internet.

So I got pretty carried away at that last chapter but this build is pretty much self explanatory.

Jungle however you feel like, just get to the build at the top and win.

Remember karthus hits R to win

You hit R to R*pe.