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Heimerdinger Build Guide by QuizmoManiac

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League of Legends Build Guide Author QuizmoManiac

900 elo Heimerdinger with goat tits

QuizmoManiac Last updated on April 8, 2013
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Ability Sequence

1
4
5
7
9
Ability Key Q
2
8
10
12
13
Ability Key W
3
14
15
17
18
Ability Key E
6
11
16
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Executioner
 
 

Offense: 30

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pickpocket
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nimble
 
 

Utility: 0


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Introduction/Player Profile

Hi, my name is goat tits, I'm a 900 elo player, and ever since my friend Robert made the mistake of letting me play Heimer on his account, that's all I've been playing. I'm really good at Heimerdinger and I only lost the 1v1 to Robert because I was lagging.


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How to play Heimerdinger more

STEP 1: Nag Robert until he finally lets you know his password, make sure he regrets that decision for the rest of his League Career.
STEP 2: Force Robert to play Master Yi jungle on your account all day long. Refuse to play anything but Heimerdinger on his account while you're over at his house.
STEP 3: Log into his account when he's trying to play and didn't give you permission, then feed really hard with Heimerdinger
STEP 4: Complain to everyone (especially Robert) about how you want Heimerdinger so badly. Log into your smurf and buy him on your smurf instead of gifting him to your main because you have Parkinson's disease.
STEP 5: Finally save up enough to play Heimerdinger, 1v1 Robert, lose (blame it on lag), and then make sure to play a normal and go 3/20 to Katarina, get discouraged and stop playing for a while.
Once you've followed all of these steps Robert will stop playing League with you and you'll be free to play Heimer 24/7


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Pros/Cons

Pros:
+Most ****ing annoying champion to lane against. (See: W)
+Good burst/poke with his W
+Stupid as **** pusher.
+Press R to escape any gank
+Steal enemy/Robert's buffs with ease.

Cons:
-Dies a lot when trying to counter jungle
-Gets hard countered by Katarina (See: 3/20)
-Needs ganks and babysitting 24/7 so Robert has no time to gank other lanes.


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In Game Heimerdinger guide

Laning Phase:
Make sure to barely help Robert with his leash and then beg for ganks 24/7 and demand blue buff all the time. When Robert reminds you that there are other lanes to be ganked, make sure to call him a noob and tell the enemy team to report him for harassment. When you feed and he tells you that your lane is hopeless, get mad at him. If Robert ganks your lane and actually gives you some hope, make sure to rage about him KSing when he accidentally gets the kill.
Teamfights:
Make sure to wait until the teamfight starts, then throw down 2 turrets and hit R. That's all you really need to do in teamfights. Make sure to steal kills with your W and miss your E because it's the ****ing hardest skillshot to land in the game. Seriously though, just KS with your W all day, it's so easy.
Other/Stealing Buffs:
Make sure to take Robert's buffs without asking and then wonder why he doesn't gank you. You can set up 2 turrets by the enemy blue because Robert won't give you a blue (See: "UGH ROBERT WHY'D YOU TAKE THAT KILL!). Wandering around in the enemy jungle until Katarina finds and kills you is a definite must. Make sure to bush camp if you have a Maokai on your team (especially if its glendogggy).


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Best ways to piss of Robert (Top 10)

#10 Get really mad when playing League
#9 Complain about Galen
#8 Blame things on your "Parks"
#7 Bother Robert about learning his password
#6 Feed Kat
#5 Complain when Robert ganks other lanes
#4 Complain about Robert not giving you blues
#3 Complain when Robert "Doesn't gank right"
#2 Complain when Robert steals kills
#1 Go on Robert's account when he doesn't give you permission and feed in games.


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Ranked Play

Convince Robert to duo queue with you and then feed Kayle so hard that he won't duo with you again. Make sure Robert gets his lane stolen by Wukong. Works every time


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Team Work

Teamwork doesn't exist when you're playing Heimerdinger. Make sure to report Robert for harassment. QQ a lot and just generally be a pain to play with. After the game when Robert says his gonna take a break, wonder why he doesn't want to play with you.


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Summary

Make sure to add up Robert (QuizmoManiac), if you want to piss him off like I do. Add me up (goat tits) for some good duo queue good times (I'll play Heimerdinger).