Real men hate introductions.... GO on

You need a manly guide, if you said yes then get your *** moving and start reading and if you said no you're a ******* P****.
Real men has always jungled, 10.000 years ago all the real men was in the jungle killing animals, now its your turn scum. The first thing you need to establish in the jungle is dominance its all about dominance which I will explain later on.

Well we got Archangel's Staff - As i said before you need to establish dominance, show them who's got the biggest staff in the jungle.

WOW THAT DUDES GOT A HUGE STICK ~ Your enemy

Next item is Mobility Boots which is an item that can make you run fast, they wont even see you coming from behind with your big staff, No problem here.

THAT WAS WAY TOO FAST ~ Your girlfriend on you

Then we have Long Sword - This item is essential, this will allow you to say "I got a big sword, you got a big sword?"

WOW THAT DUDES GOT A HUGE SWORD ~ Jungle creeps

Damn now its The Brutalizers turn
this item is essential for being a real man, Real men are brutal REAL MEN ARE FEROCIOUS REAL MEN BRUTALLY SLAUGTHER THEY'RE ENEMIES REAL MEN KILL ENEMIES BRUTALLY WITH THEIR BARE HANDS REAL MEN LUST FOR BLOOD AND REAL MEN ARE EVIL <

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Reason to buy the brutalizzzer, bloodthirster and morellos.

KICK THEM IN THE FACE... LIKE A REAL MAN!
DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK, DRAGON KICK,
THATS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO SOUND

REAL MEN WORK ALONE F*** TEAMWORK!

THATS IT FOR TODAY GUYS, HAVE A GOOD TIME BEING REAL MEN