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AD Soraka... Are you smokin' too much ganja, mate?
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
Hello there my good friends, and welcome to the 'AD Soraka, the Butt Devastator' guide. For those that say AD Soraka is an idea spawned by the incarnate of idiocy itself, you are probably right. But who gives a rat a$$ about that? AD Soraka is the tits. With her bananas that travel at the speed of stupid, you can easily hit those pathetic top laners at their own turret, without giving a single f*ck. She’s got uber sustain, and she can poke, for free, every ten second. You mad AD Casters? So, without further ado, I give you AD Soraka.
Levels of Butt Hurt.
Levels of Butt Hurt.
After playing AD Soraka for a while, you will start to notice a certain "butt hurt-ness" that irradiates from your enemies. Do not be alarmed, this is completely natural and you should be proud of it! But, for those of you that still remain confused, this is a decent guide on to what levels you might see.
Booty Bothered: The process of getting your jimmies rustled; when the initial butt hurt-ness sets in.
Butt Hurt: The process of blaming everything, for your problems: lag, noobs, hackz, etc.
Butt Frustration: You are now cursing. Every syllable you utter, is a carefully placed ensemble of profanity. Leave. Now.
Butt Devastated: You now have bloody poo’ steam coming from your anus. Just give it up bro.
Anal Crusaded: The Butt Rangers have started an all out assault on your anus. Tread with caution; “I did your mom” jokes are soon to come.
Anally Annihilated: It’s GG. The amount of pain coming from your anus is unbearable. Run before you dig yourself too deep. “Say it to my face” comments will soon follow.
Anal Consumption: Your cholesterol is through the roof, you literally bleed bacon grease. The amount of pent up angst coming off of you is just inconceivable. Your anus feels like it is giving birth to the Star Ship: Enterprise. FLEE MORTAL. THE ANAL GODS ARE COMING.
And if you manage to surpass all of the previous states, you have successfully entered the stages of…
WHITE HOT ANAL APOCOLYPSE!!! : You have no ***. It was lost, eons ago. You found the point of no return, crossed it, mugged its family, raped its daughter, and then insulted its eating problems. Every other word that comes out of your mouth is either “******” or “your mom goes to insert place”. /b/ despises you. You killed the most interesting man in the world.
Pros / Cons
Cons? What are those! AD Soraka laughs at words such as that. She has a built in silence, heal, and spam-able q, what more could you want?
+Free poke every 10 seconds.
+Come on, you're AD Soraka.
-If your silence is down, then you are susceptible to being cc'd.
-You need to be fed early game if you want to do some damage late game.
-There's always going to be someone going "Dude. Really?"
-Any other standard downsides to a ranged top lane.
Pizzapants, tell me the ways of this... AD Soraka.
The Ways. *Cue dramatic music.*
Come hither my pupil, and I will tell you a story. Nah F*ck it. The reason AD Soraka works so well is due to the fact that her bananas travel at the speed of stupid. Seriously, you can run to base, wait for about 10 seconds, and then they will hit you. We utilize this. With this long a$$ animation time, we can throw at least two bananas while our opponent is at tower. You mad melee top laners? Next, we have a free poke. It's like Pantheons spears, but free! Who wouldn't want that? You are a ranged Ezreal- oh wait.
'Butt' Pizzapants! Soraka is sooooooo squishy, and whats the point of having a support go top!?!
"You my friend, are the definition of the word tosser!" ~ Mantheon Guide. Say your bot lane is in a pickle, and the support is all out of mana. Oh look! GLOBAL HEAL! It's like Shen's ult, only more douche bagier. And plus, if you're getting your *** kicked, you can always switch to support Soraka late game.
Now, your job as Soraka is to kill the Carries. You can usually kill two by the time you are dead, or the team fight is over. And when you die, wait for those bananas to hit and BOOM! HEAD SHOT!
Options of ***kickery
So let's get down to business. The only move you will be using is your E. Other then that, BANANA!
Infuse me all day. Right in the arse!
This right here, is your early game bread and butter. It will nurture you, put out for you, make the enemies literally bend over backwards and start having gay sex... for you? You want to max this immediately. I mean, who doesn't like a lady who can "infuse"? *wiggles eyebrows*
This is what makes you as a top lane somewhat viable. You can outlast the top lane, easy. Oh look! A gank. Well looks like I have super stat buffs bbbbiiiiiaaaaattttcccchhhh! This is what makes me consider taking mana pots..
Well my friends, that is all I have to say. Remember to brutally destroy the anus's of those who appose you, and know that updates to this guide will always be available.
TONIGHT WE DINE ON ANUS! ~A devoted Butt Ranger.
Oh, and she falls off harder then that meteor in Russia if you don't get 5/0 by 15 minutes. K BAI!