Ahri Humor Guide by Chrizzleblizzle
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Ahri- The fox not in the middle at all
1. I claim to be very pro, actually probably da best.
2. You can only use this one way, god help me if i find out you use it a different way...
3. I can give two **** about your opinions
4. This guide is in no way fluffy.
5. No clue who Tosh is
Use this guide for anything but mid- You can't use it for mid not at all. this guide is focused on being not mid. dont keep it in mind, forget what i just said.
Everyone better like my style for item selection they were sent down from god himself. this is gods preference
If you find this guide not helpful at all, go **** yourself. if you do like something, go **** yourself. I dont need to hear your complaints
Yeah i know its pretty manly.
Yeah you see whos not in the middle?
This guide is perfection. but its nice to change perfection around a little bit
-Graphics- needs to get better, so we can see more ahri better
-Match up section- ill be giving ways how to fight other noobs who dare oppose the wrath of the fox demon
-Layout- needs to layout more
-Items- I know the item build is the best, but its nice to change from time to time
Ups and Downs
- ***** be flying everywhere
- Lane only thinks they safe till they see a flying *****
- She has flying ***** control
- ***** has no time for minions with her abilities
- Dat burst
- Should be getting kills in the bag!
- Ult allows her to be a flying *****
- ***** be wasting mana before you know it
- If her ult is down you can say bye to any escape options
- Needs dat early game
- well not really a con for me but shes a skill shot champion and unlike you all i hit all my moves.
- I know we have none of these summoner spells but its just good to be sure
Summoner's Resolve - look at Summoner's Wrath
Swiftness - see Summoner's Resolve
Paranoia- see Teemo
Requiem- see Spell Shield
My Runes are pretty standard. nothing new you all should be seeing
I believe ahri and these runes go perfectly
Greater Glyph of Energy it would be bad if ahri ran out of energy during the big fight
Greater Mark of Attack Speed ahri needs this so she can attack faster, you should not be attacking slow at all
Greater Seal of Critical Damage they should mend well with all the Infinity Edge you will be building
I forgot the qunint whatever it is tho im sure its pro
The best summoner spells you need to get are Fortify and Promote
Fortify is good for when you are about to dive the enemy turret you need to keep your turret safe, so as soon as you pop in your ult for that penta kill use fortify. some of you are probably asking, christian fortify is no longer available for me to choose as a summoner spell. My answer is, STFU. I do not want to hear any complaining
Promote is your bread and butter skill, you will need to use this every time is up thankfully if you following my rune guide Greater Glyph of Energy should keep you at peak energy when using it
Other Summoner spells
Uh my word is law, you should be using no other spells if you want to win.
(Passive) - Ahri gains a charge of Soul Eater whenever one of her spells hits an enemy (max: 3 charges per spell). Upon reaching 9 charges, Ahri's next spell has 35% Spell Vamp.
-Makes not midding smooth sailing.
-paird with Boots of Speed this passive is pretty nifty
-use Promote to charge this
-your ball will turn into some ugly looking poop green color when it active
-there are two ways to heal yourself with this move Heal and Bandage Toss
Ahri sends out her orb, dealing 40/65/90/115/140 (+33% AP) magic damage, and pulls it back dealing 40/65/90/115/140 (+33% AP) True damage.
Base CD: 7 sec
Cost: 70/75/80/85/90 Mana
-Does fake damage, thus why we are not getting it
-try to focus more on Promote
-this has some good range, but not as good as Promote
-underestimate this it really is no big deal
Ahri releases three fox-fires. After a short delay they lock on to nearby enemies (prioritizes champions), dealing 40/65/90/115/140 (+40% AP) magic damage. Additional fox-fires that hit the same target deal 50% damage [max damage: 80/130/180/230/280 (+80% AP)]
Base CD: 9/8/7/6/5 sec
-Not tricky at all, its quite easy. if your pro you wont need it
-This will prioritization champion over minions, but in this guide i am throwing this skill in the trash
-Terrible, never use it
-Just like orb of deception underestimate it
Ahri blows a kiss dealing 60/90/120/150/180 (+35% AP) magic damage and charming the first enemy it hits, causing them to walk harmlessly towards her for 1/1.25/1.5/1.75/2 second(s).
Base CD: 12 sec
Cost: 50/65/80/95/110 Mana
-if you truly believe... this will go through the toughest of minions, nothing can stop the power of love
-It is just ugly to look at.
-Use charm to get the *****es
-don't know if i said this, but use it to get the *****es
-Use this only after you face check the bush
(Ultimate) Ahri dashes forward and fires essence bolts at 3 nearby enemies (prioritizes champions), dealing 85/125/165 (+35% AP) magic damage. Spirit Rush can be cast up to three times within 10 seconds before going on cooldown.
Base CD: 110/95/80 sec
Cost: 100 Mana
-Use it to chase down high enemies, they should not even know whats going on with all that ganja
-If you a ***** you can run away with it, but if your a man you dive 1v5 into their fountain with it
-You fear no turret
-paired with Shatter you will do work
-this works just like Promote except of turning a minion into a super minion you just flash
You kick people and ****
Skills to get and game rotation
I need you to get your first 17 skill points into Spirit Rush so you can fly around with no problem
since riot wont let me put 18 points in R i needed to put it into something else so just go ahead and put into Enchanted Crystal Arrow and you should be good to go
I like to start out just getting an easy pentakill at their fountain, if you can't do this with ahri you need to pick up another game.
At this point you should at least have 1000 to 1000 1/2 kills, if the enemy has not surrendered yet just go ahead and solo baron, instead of killing it you need to capture it as pet with a pokeball, then go into the base and end it. simple as that, if you are having trouble with that just message me and ill be sure to call you a noob.
I need you to get two of these, because ahri has two fox foots she needs to fit comfortably in, why people only get one boot is beyond me in all my years of playing i have seen people just get one boot, when most champion obviously have two feets. expect for champion such as Cassiopeia i mean where does she wear them? like dafuq riot? i feel real bad if your playing Urgot you got to buy 4 of those bad boys.
I like to go cost efficent with my builds so all i need you to do is just go ahead and buy 6 of these, you should actually start out with 6 ie's if you dont just uninstall the game and reinstall, rinse and reapet if it does not work.
I already know what you are thinking, and im just going to ask you to stop thinking and just get this.
After all that pwning you need to sit down and get some of that mana back, this should help. dont uprgrade it into any other item, i will be watching... don't do it.
i mean your the team tank this is pretty standard.
I need you to get more boots to stuff all your tails in, they can get in the way during battle.
be sure to stack these for maximum dps
i dont need any proof of my skill
Just trust me when i say i go about 1000-1-0
only time i ever die is when i get ganked by baron, dragon and all 9 players on the enemy platform. after of course i kill them all.
You all are so privileged for reading my guide, and i am already accepting the many thanks i have not yet received yet, i know your glad i wasted my time on you all. but go ahead and rate my guide to number 1 which i know i obviously deserve
on a serious note thanks to Lacorpse for giving me inspiration to make my first guide.