Wise post is wise +1

Proper Akali build: Sorc Shoes > Rylai's Crystal Scepter > Lich Bane > Deathcap > Hextech Gunblade > Another Hextech Gunblade, or a defensive item such as BV, GA, or Zhonyas.

Items to avoid like the plague: Sword of the Occult, Trinity Force, Mejai's Soulstealer, Guinsoo's Rageblade, Malady, Nashor's Tooth, Phantom Dancer, any item that doesn't have a large amount of AP on it, has ad on it, or has attack speed on it.

Also, the suggested rune build is 7ad, 20ap, and hp/lvl seals.

You can then start Boots + 3 pots.

didn't check the comments before posting mine, you're right it's no build for noobs, this post I'd say it's for mentally imparied kids.
Hextech gunblade gives akali a ****ton damage and is really cheap, just get that as core item and you'll be fine, now shut up.

It's not just about the 2 stacking items, I used to do that before gunblade was implemented in the game. Idk when or why you wrote this guide but I can tell you that is obvius that you're (were?) an unexperienced player. I'm not saying you made a bad thing trying, but don't expect good reviews. Plus the fact that this was listed as humor while I found no humor in it pissed me off. I can only think you changed from champion guide to humor huide in a desperate attempt to stop the downvoting. Maybe I'm wrong...
probably not tho

double stacking items is bad. if you dont snowball, you are completely useless and have single-handedly cost your entire team the game by yourself.
also dont get rageblade, a squishy melee assassin cannot sit in the middle of 5 people and auto-attack

you ****ing trol voters you never tried that build huh??

NOTE THAT BRAVERY IS PLAYED AT 3 STACK ITEMS AND NOONE COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

I TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS NO BUILD FOR NOOBS!!

stacks arent supposed to be really depended on

this build always depend on stacking and u should have a lot of kills to make u strong

Its never good to depend on stacks for your damage output. There are much more viable ways to make a hybrid build. Lifesteal does well on her in place of spell vamp since he has physical hits.

Your build depends a lot on stacks. This is bad cause if you loose your stacks you will be useless. Sell your stacking items if you lost your stacks and try sth else, to save gold.

i dont think mejaj is handy after occult cause to hard to stack