Build Guide by Blizzierian
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Amumu had a very rough childhood. It all started when Amumu's father died in a horrible accident. Amumu was also injured; so badly they had to rap his poor bloody body in bandages.
Amumu was still very young. He became very confused because his Daddy became a Mummy.
Later in Amumu's teenage years...
Amumu had grown to hate his mother. He spent the day locked in his room cutting himself. "he was an emo"
This stage in Amumu's life is now a skin....riot your mean.
Amumu soon dropped out of school.
When Amumu was 23 his mother died. Amumu now had no where to live and had to get a job.
He auditioned for the new movie coming out called Star Wars. He thought he fit the part of Vader perfectly, so he suited up and headed out to the audition.
Sadly, He didn't get the part, so he had to settle for a smaller roll in the movie.
Later in Amumu's life, he finally achieved a mild state of happiness when he met his wife Ruby. She was beautiful and sexy. Amumu soon won her heart and married her. They had two wonderful children.
One day during Amumu's family vacation to Mexico that they took every year at the end of March, he woke up in his hotel room alone. He was painfully confused. He began to panic. There was a note taped to the TV with a picture next to it.
I can't continue to live like this. You dropped out of high school and refuse to attempt getting an education. You can't hold a steady job, and you look defeated all the time. I've run away with my secret lover Urf the Manatee. I took the kids.
Don't take this too hard,
This was just another event that sent Amumu into a spiraling depression. He ran for miles and miles, leaving an endless trail of tears behind him.
His wife returned from the beach to find that her April Fool's joke had gone horribly wrong. She highjacked a car and drove down the road following the tears. Eventually the trail led to a dessert and ended. It had dried up. The wife never found Amumu, and still searches for him today.
While Amumu was in the dessert he began to question his love for women. Later that year in December, he became gay. He found some dessert berries and colored his bandages. In a rainbow fashion.
He soon learned however when he met another gay guy that he was very wrong. He thought to himself, "Wow, he is not attractive, just creepy."
Amumu spent many more lonely days in the dessert.
One hot summer day, the dessert heat was too much for him. He became severely dehydrated and began to have flashbacks from his childhood. He remembered the horrible accident. He remembered his father next to his hospital bed........WAIT~!!!.....HIS FATHER!!!
He was alive.
Amumu began to search for his father around the earth. It soon led him to a place called Summoner's Rift, where there were many others.
There, Amumu met a crazy fellow called Twitch. He did not realize that Twitch had finally snapped from being made fun of all those years.Twitches childhood was clouded with jokes about his race and the way he smelled.
Twitch pulled out a crossbow and pumped Amumu full of acid arrows.
A few weeks later Amumu awoke to find that his bandages were dripping with a never drying acid. He also cried acid. Amumu decided to join the battle at summoner's rift. He put on the cloak of a minion. He fought valiantly beside the champions. He pushed two towers that battle and took the final hit on the nexus. He was a minion legend.
The gods at riot games were pleased with Amumu's success. The granted him a legendary power. To trap the enemies around him in his many depressing years. Amumu saw it as a curse, because with this power came rage. His depression caused angry tantrums that slaughtered those around him. He eventually learned to control his tantrums and use them as a weapon, but the anger constantly eats away at what saneness he has left.
Amumu joined the ranks of champions in hopes that the gods would take the curse back through his victories.
He had become part of the league of legends.
However there were unanswered questions.
Would Amumu ever be happy again?
Will his wife ever track him down?
Will the gods lift his curse?
Where is Amumu's father?
We must wait to see what the future holds.