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An Endless Fusion Coil Respawn: The 68th Hokage!

Last updated on August 21, 2013
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Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 30

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pickpocket
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nimble
 
 

Utility: 0


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Introduction

Guide by: porklord

Hello, porklord here today to teach you how to play leeagwuh the proper and correct way. I don't play ranked, as I find myself having to carry my friends who do play ranked in CO-OPs and Normals. If I did, i'd imagine Riot would generate a tier just for me. It would allow me to lazor people from other countries who try to play in the North America server so that team communication is actually comprehensive. Sadly, many people at my educational facility play leeagwuh and they are all bad and make me want to play Lost Saga while listening to Harlem Shake and Imagine Dragons at the same time. This guide does not only pertain to the Lady of Luminosity, but other items shared in the build section are general rules of thumb for when playing the game as anyone. After studying this guide, you'll be slim cleanly in no time :)


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Runes

Don't use these, I was easily able to retain a weighted 4.20 GPA without these. Might as well buy Battlefield Premium or COD Elite if you even think of this you pay to play feg. Ezreal. Runes rhyme with prunes which makes you poo so that means runes makes you poo. (Thanksgiving)


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Masteries

We want max dmg so go 30 offensive comments and you will get banned for opeenis. Anything else other than 30 offensive comments is equivalent to Halo Reach ethernet pulling. Rocker and Dan are bad at all the games they play as they are cursed with Brazil debuff. However, Rocker is good at modifications for any weapon and Dan is an expert House Guest.


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Skill Sequence

Ability Sequence
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[*] Don't ask why
[*] Q is important for snaring Burger King Randy Jackson's like Baconhasd Olaf.
[*] W is important for shielding McDonald Gordon Ramsay's like maxkill369 Nocturne.
[*] E is important for marking Red Robin Jeremy Wade's like lazylyon Skarner.
[*] R is the best move worldwide, it allows you to snipe players above and below your tier in ranked play.

Combo:
[*] Shield your baddie teammates
[*] Make your enemies finish so they stop moving
[*] Mark your blazeponents
[*] Skrillex


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Items

Great items for all: (in order of appearance)
[*] Pimp Cup: Best item in game, usually seen in Dodge Challenger and Diamond tier builds
[*] DP Stick: Breaks through enemy MR (Mana Ravioli)
[*] Buttthirster: Sword does tons of damage because it is on its time of the month
[*] Doublesword: Two swords in one item
[*] Futbucksword: Slay poose with ease
[*] Move really fast boots: Makes you run faster than ryan g
[*] Gun boots: Makes your gun or bow or hand fap faster
[*] Magic Penne Vodka boots: Aids in breaking Mana Ravioli (also tasty)
[*] Filled Pimp Cup: Only for the few who are able to humiliate baconhasd Olaf
[*] Lamprey: For good foresters who provide gjanks for top only
[*] Yellow book: Standard for education
[*] Evil book: Education + CDR (Cookie Dough Relish)
[*] Maxim: Risky, only for those who prefer magazine over mobile
[*] Old man book: Rarely bought, good for 'nam vets
[*] Book of asia: Good Cookie Dough Relish and Armored Pasta
[*] Teemo sword: GG
[*] Book pistol: Katarzina will enjoy this
[*] Viktor's dilbert: To keep going when you are tired


Brazil Items: NEVER BUY
[*] Sunflower Cape: Hunger Games is bad
[*] Gypsy ball: bad
[*] Manamasa: Huh?
[*] GP nife: TTTONS OF DAMIJ
[*] GP gluvs: TTTONS OF DAMIJ
[*] GP cloke: TTTONS OF DAMIJ
[*] GP sord: TTTTTONS OF DAMIJ
[*] Cody sord: doublesword is 10x better
[*] Trany sord: kayle Aatrox is bad
[*] ROD OF ARON: Gangplank


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Gameplay


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Good Teammates / Baddies

Teamwork is what makes this game proper.

Legendary Teammates:

[*] Dewburt as Rengar : 1/2 of other players allowed to kill

[*] Tooshie Trumpet as Ziggs : 2/2 of other players allowed to kill


: Underrated shooting guard in the WNBA.


: The reason why nobody eats salads.


: Only Season 2 AP.



Misc Enemies:

: Jackman is deadly in the forest, watch out for his taco bell 12 packs in the george bush.


: River is ok, would be better without Goodwill sword.



Richard Clan:

: Cereal often misses kill shots, call Samus to replace this bk.


: Rhino girl is useless, rather do a 4v5.


: Richard has bad taste in automobiles.


: Bird Influenza is only good when controlled by Sweet Creams.



Arctic Clan (Actually Brendan):

: Tankplank/Critplank/Manaplank/Johnny 2x4 are all disgusting, might as well become as Call of Duty commentator Youtube partner.


: Emo baby is disgusting, might as well become a Call of Duty commentator Youtube partner.



Blaze Lyon Clan:

: Jhizz is worst mid, eats the least poose.


: Completely unoriginal, just an angry Drapion laying down.


: More copyright, Articuno's already bad as it is, way to make a bad chinese ripoff.



EC Clan:

: Shaggy is master at curry consumption.



Kenny G Clan:

: Too busy with band poose.


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Summary

Thank you for your time and cooperation. Border Patrol would be proud. You should be quite skinny refreshing after this build. Be sure to thumbs up, like, favorite, and subscribe so I get money for my worthless Youtube partner life.


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