Bro, update this thing for S3, including Statikk Shiv and Tiamat/Ravenous Hydra, your pistol is now a goddam tesla coil doing chain damage +40g after getting Avarice Blade. Evolve pistol into grenade launcher when you get Tiamat because you can use the active on the item to wittle down the health of the whole wave and the splash damage also procs parrrley and avarice gold.

xoxo,
LukeEX

+1 for Humor

If this is meant to be a serious guide, it lacks item choice explanation and other ****.

What could be in here even though it is a humor guide, is more coding.
A lot of white text is not so fun to read as with pictures and colors :D

-Meiyjhe

literally the most entertaining guide on this entire site, far funnier than any of the top humor guides.
also a legitimate guide that i will consider actively

You probably don't know who Condon is, but he wrote the best guides during beta. Your guide could belong among his masterpieces easily. 9.5/10 for humor, interesting and effective build. I tried it and actually lost, although I won my lane. It makes it easier to carry your team if you build warmogs immediately after trinity and personally I suggest skipping manamune for Last Whisper.

o.o But there is already a guide called "Maximum Bankplank" with the exact same idea. Why write a very similar guide a few days later?

That skill sequence dialog made me want to watch Snatch again.

You sir, you are amazing!

Parrrley is considered a melee attack for the purpose of Frozen Mallet.

Therefore it's considered a melee attack for anything else.

Edit: The tooltip should show Melee and Range slows (40% and 30%)

Can someone please edit this in. I'd love to do it myself if I could.

isn't Parrrley counted as a ranged attack? because ranged attack give 3 gold with Pickpocket

^^ I agree

Best guide on this site.
Ever.