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Blitzcrank Humor Guide by Guest

Blitzcrank Blitz

Blitzcrank Blitz

Updated on July 16, 2012
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Spells:

LoL Summoner Spell: Ghost

Ghost

LoL Summoner Spell: Flash

Flash

Hello, and Welcome.

Many of you may think this is a troll build...GTFO. This is legit as ****. In my experiences of playing Blitz, I have established that you die the least and have the BLACKEST SPEEDS with this build. Don't bash it until you've tried it. Sorta like vegetables. Or showers. Or gay sex.
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Items

BLACK LIKE SPEEDS and crit up the ***. You win.
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Runes

With this set of runes, you will be the blackest of the black. No champ, except for that ****ing rolie polie olie arma***** Rammus, can catch you. You will be a black haze zooming through the Fields of Justice.
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Masteries

1/15/14. Why the **** do I do this? Because I'm mutha****in Blitzcrank that's why. Hitler's blitzkrieg got nothing on me.
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Skill Sequence

Early damage, to get those early assists and kills, to get those items to be black.
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Summoner Spells

You got yo escapes. Ghost makes you ****in speedy gonzalez mixed with roadrunner. Flash makes you go bye bye.
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Pros / Cons

PROS- Black like speeds. Cannot be stopped. Push master. If springs were attached, you could jump. Did I mention black like speeds?

CONS- Victim to hate crimes. Mexicans will be jealous. Cannot swim.
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Farming

Right click. Why is this even a ****in segment? DER I NO HAVE MOUSE HOW I PLAY NOW
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Team Work

You are the greatest distraction of all time. Run around and punch things. GG
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Unique Skills

BLACK LIKE SPEEDS. HOLY ****.
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Ranked Play

My teammates always ask me how I **** on people so hard. The answer is simple, 700 ELO.
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Summary

With over 700 movement speed you are ****ing black. Near impossible to catch, and you can grab ****s with yo arm. THIS IS THE GREAT BUILD OF ALL TIME.
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