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Blitzcrank Build Guide by Guest

Blitzcrank Troll-torial

Blitzcrank Troll-torial

Updated on May 23, 2015
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Introduction Bich

Hello everyone this is ur mom. This is my first guide on a troll-torial i won't make any guides for a while because im not as g@y as every other mobafire user...

If you rage alot i recommend you do read this troll torial and stop reading.

Are you ready to learn the secret of illuminati blitz?
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Runes

Take wizard runes and masteries and do the fk you want w/ them ( basically go full ap cuz lets face it ur Blitzcrank and we all wanna have the power of friendship.
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Skill Sequence

Ur mom always max q then e then r. ITS THE SAME BUILD FOR SUPPROT BLITZ.... AND REMEMBER KIDS ALWAYS GO FULL AP NEVER GO SUPPORT U HEAR ME NEVA HAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!
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Spells

GET THE FK YOU WANT. I recommend you take flash and exhaust but at the last second take smite to avoid any suspicion.
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Ranked Play

Only do this in ranked. There is nothing better than ruining someone's promos. but u can do this in normal blind pick = instalok blitz without bans.
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Pros / Cons

Pros:
You do so much dmg
u are too op

cons:
there is no cons to ap trollcrank accept the fact that if you are a noob at blitz get outa here c:.
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Creeping / Jungling

at the start of the game when u give ur juggler a leash flash over the wall and pull buff then smite it c: u get free buffs.
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What you should do!!

It's important to have backup helping you clear the jungle, to help your jungler clear even faster. Dividing your jungle roles are very cost efficient. If you followed this guide correctly your jungler should be lvl 1 while u are lvl 6......good job. As long as you are the top sniper in the US army u will have a great laning phase. Make sure to 360 noscope every blind hook becuz ur boss.
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Team Work

It is a known fact that cows (alistar) and robots make very good friends. Use this cheat code to your advantage to perform an op combo only performed by the power of friendship. Be aware of ambushes, he has no manners and is very dangerous. He/she will instantly kill you, because he is jealous of your amazing friendship. Are your puny lane opponents cowering their tiny insect friends? No sweat, just MLG smite the minions and throw your great hand for surprise throws. Now thats what i call h4x. When people show off their gold collections (Zhonyas), Whip urs out to establish dominance.
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Conclusion

After watching this guide, you should be in CHallenjour division 1 1v1ing faker senpai.

Fun Fact: Real trolls never win, when the enemy nexus is 1 health just surrender and laugh at the ultimate disrespect

thanks for reading.
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