Volibear Build Guide by 2nakedgirls

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League of Legends Build Guide Author 2nakedgirls

Brain Damaged Voli (Jungle) Guide by Dyrus

2nakedgirls Last updated on April 30, 2013
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Ability Sequence

Ability Key Q
Ability Key W
Ability Key E

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The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Offense: 6

Honor Guard

Defense: 6


Utility: 6

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Hi how are you

Hi guys Dyrus here from the #1 team in NA TSM! I like to start out with you today by telling you that
DYRUS SUCKS BIG BLACK ****S, and that I as yourself am a ****ty jungler. Thats why TSM put me top; cuz normally the other team puts there tank top, and once I feed them (happens every game) they dont need to worry( as much) ;).

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Starting out with these runs I like to camp the mid bush cuz we all love sucking **** and no better place to suck then in the banana! Once you get Nasus's doggy **** to lvl 6 where he can decide weather to explode by using R or reason with him self on why he let you suck his **** for 6 lvls you then go to mid tower and attack or gank which ever you want to start with. But dont worry you might think thats stupid! The tower will kill you... WELL SHUT THE **** UP YOU ARE WRONG... AND DYRUS STILL SUCKS! With these runes you get the "Special" arua passive that grants you ******ation I mean 0 dmg from towers its all worth it in the end!

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Like in my other guide i reccomed the 6-6-6 mastery page. This is a great benefit early game cuz the Satan passive give you the ability to let you dive towers with your head and TAKE !0! DMG!!!! WOOOOT! But like I was saying Satan really benefits all game due to the fact hes naked... this means unless your adc caitlyn want to get an *** full of Satan sperm shell gtfo you :D!!! Good!!

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THE build above will show the best way to build your champ. But the last row which gives you that in case a gamer nerd has a girlfriend that will to blow you with out haing to wipping out your parents bank account credit card, S.O.S. number and a paper bag to put over your head, trust me after this end game build is sooo short, itz like your *****!

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Ranked Play

Dont give up you will prob get laughed at because of this... Not cuz your using a Mobfire guide in a rank, but your ex gf laughing at YOUR TINY *****! But back to ranks ya you use this guide you will prob be asked to leave and prob likly get reported by all. your only way to get out of reports is to make sure your oil up your hands too. "If you know what I mean"

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Pros / Cons

Pros are this guide will get you challenger Elo.
Cons if you use this guide you are most likly a squidward and as we all know no1 wants to be a squirdward. You ******.

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Creeping / Jungling

You better not farm one bit.
If you rather take the time out of the game to kill a wraith over giving Nasus a ride on the wild side then **** YOU ALEC BALDWIN'S AN *******!

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Team Work

I suggest for working with the team to propley strecth your ******* so the ****s your not "doing the nasty to" they are enoying themselves in a ****ing *** of a bear. Make sure to get the fiber 1 bars to explode on the hard ****s as they excelerate you.

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Unique Skills

Voli has a unique skill that once activated he brings all players to Baron and hae a gay orgy! Ya **** ya what everone gamer wants! TO SEE ALL THE LoL GIRLS IN A PORNO! WOOT! YA... i mean...

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Well Thats It

So thank you for following my 2nd guide it takes a long time to make and SUCK MY **** DRYRUS you ****.
Well by Transvestites!