Hai, my name is Onegai, a professional Heroes of the Storm connoisseur, and I am here today to share with you my Twisted Fate guide. This Twisted Fate guide is inspired by my diseased mother who said I could achieve anything as long as I believed.

This build utilises the full potential out of Ardent Censer.

Riot's actions led to the creation of this build. In the latest patch 9.17, Ardent Censer was buffed insanely. Many players started buying Ardent Censer on champions such as Master Yi, Yorick and Jaina Proudmoore. Twisted Fate can also utilize this item. Here's the twist, people in the League community believe a single Ardent Censer is enough. My guide proves otherwise. This build uses a quote from Ash Ketchum, "If Muhammad is brown, you have no parents".

Using this build in my professional ranked career carried me from Bronze to Tin. The success I have in my life now is thanks to it.

I was born on Iapetus in 1337BC. I was born into a family of 13 orangutans. One day my mother drop-kicked me. I landed in a place named the Earth.

I was lost and was confused where I was. Hours later, I had spotted what seemed out to be boosted monkeys playing a video-game named League of Legends. They had a unique way of socialising. They would pour salt over their monitors or feed others like they were African. Soon enough, I came across the Bronze elo. They were a special bunch; they had more downs than Coles and more leaves than the Amazon. The Sun and bronze have something very in common; if exposed to for too long, you may receive cancer.

Over time, I got accustomed to the atmosphere. Each day was like reading a book. It was either "mid or feed" or "an ally has been slain". From that point on, I had learnt the dear mistakes of giving others mid lane.

Thats how I began my life as a League player. You can buy a serialised version of my life story at participating condom shops for $69.98. Please hurry while stocks last.

Pros:
- Dank

Cons
- None, this build is flawless.

Here is an in-depth explanation to why these Summoner Spells are optimal.




Cleanse is a mandatory Summoner Spell for this build. It is necessary to cleanse you of the sin you have committed by using this build. You bring a second cleanse in case you dropped the first one somewhere.

The ability sequence consists of a wide variety of different skills in which you will put your points into throughout the game.

A singular point in Stacked Deck is also required for dank.

Many League players would choose to head off to their lane once the game begins and start farming minions. This is utter stupidity. 99% of the League community consist of potatoes who forget they are not playing Farmville.

Instead, what you want to be doing is ultimately nothing.

This section is rather straight-forward.

The masteries consist of 666.

Scientifically proven by Donald Trump, by putting 6 points in each tree you get 9x more women. Further masteries and/or a keystone will not be required in this build.

Here is an in-depth explanation to why these Runes are optimal.


Cooldown Reduction


As you can see, the Marks, Seals and Glyphs nearly all consist of Cooldown Reduction. The reason behind this setup is because it is necessary in order to reduce the cooldown on Stacked Deck.


Scaling Energy


You may also realise there is a singular Energy Regeneration Glyph. As you know, Twisted Fate doesn't actually use energy. The sole purpose of this Glyph is because it's dank.


Movement Speed

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Here is an in-depth explanation to why these items are optimal.




The Black Spear is an overly under-rated item. If used properly to it's full extent, it's dank level surpasses 9000. It is a great starting item on Twisted Fate. Galileo Galilei was the first to prove this true to the world in 2000BC.




If you don't like The Black Spear, Raise Morale is a great alternative. Raise Morale also does essentially nothing to impact your gameplay but you buy it anyway.




George Washington was born on February 22, 1732, at his family’s plantation on Pope’s Creek in Westmoreland County, in the British colony of Virginia, to Augustine Washington (1694-1743) and his second wife, Mary Ball Washington (1708-89). George, the eldest of Augustine and Mary Washington’s six children, spent much of his childhood at Ferry Farm, a plantation near Fredericksburg, Virginia. After Washington’s father died when he was 11, it’s likely he helped him mother manage the plantation.

As you may have realised already, the above has absolutely nothing to do with Ardent Censer.




For boots choice, I have concluded that the Fangdrip Runners are the best for all given situations. Fangdrip Runners are easily acquired from beating Nerub'enkan, a level 51 Instance Boss in Stratholme found in the World of Warcraft franchise.




Soul Anchor is simply more dank than any of the other trinkets.

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