Pretty sure my MMR is too high for this to work for me... and it doesn't help that I barely play support. (had a terrible experience, in part to the rest of my team... but I wasn't any better)

p.s. E grabs minions, forgot to mention that... pretty sure I read that it ignores them in your guide. (if I'm mistake, I apologize)

Honestly... I find this absolutely hilarious. That being said... I could see this working low elo. I main Darius top and play much better than my rank gives me credit for. I do have a few suggestions my friend. First, don't max E, just put a point in it first, then one in the others. Max Q out so you can harass them hard and early while your ADC farms. His poke with Q (using the outer ring) is amazingly strong and this skill does the most damage early/mid game. Max W next but remember... the only thing ranking this up does is increase your damage %, that's it. It doesn't increase the MS/AS debuff. I'd use the same masteries and runes as top lane Darius however. Starting out... you can be dealing 77 damage and if you go cloth armor first, with 3 health pots and 2 mana pots, your sustain will be amazing, your armor will be 54-60 and you'll be hitting hard as hell. I'd say on your first back, get your shield and wards and do the rest of the build very similar to what you have. I'd suggest maybe a little extra damage late game however. (Also, depending on how the game goes, you may find that you have no carry... and if you're a strong enough Darius, you can buy a hydra, farm your *** off and possibly make it happen) Anyway, I think I'm going to give this a shot, with my own twist on it. I played this as a newbie a couple of times and found it very unrewarding, but I also didn't know very much about the game at all. (I was taking cs, building a glass cannon and basically doing everything wrong at the time, lol) I'll let you know how I do and give you a heads up on how my tweaks work out so you can update this in the future.