Darius Humor Guide by Yougan
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How to play right
Hello there fellow summoners.
You see, a lot of people think that the right way to play is to help your team to victory.
This is however wrong. You see, playing as Dyrus will make you able to kill everyone in seconds.
Think about getting a penta kill every game and later brag to your friends about your awesome stats. This is a simple guide that will teach you how to do all of this.
Believe me when I tell you that I'M skilled. I have personally played Dyrus for one and a half game and I know what I am doing. So if you don't play like me... well then you are bad.
RUNES AND MASTERIES!
We start with the wonders of runes.
Since you're Dyrus, you can NEVER die. Therefore you need a lot of defense,
9X Greater Seal of Magic Resist - Those mages can be a pain. This will make you be able to take a little more damage.
9X Greater Glyph of Health - Health will make you survive TRUE DAMAGE.
9x Greater Mark of Armor - Last but not least we need to do something about
those damn AD carries. For this we have armor. Good luck killing us now, Caitlyn.
MASTERIES! As I stated earlier. You WILL NOT DIE, go for a 0/30/0 tree now. That's all there really is to say about masteries.
Spells and stuff
The most important thing except your ulti is your spells. These annoying things will help you so much you can't even realize, becuse you're simple-minded.
- Is your enemy low on health? Fear not! Flash in and
kill steal kill secure that douchebag with your ultimate.
- You got Ashe's arrow in the knee? That won't hinder you to ulti that one anymore.
You may wonder how this removes the arrow from the knee... I am not sure either, but it gives you a knee armor for some seconds.
There is only one way to play Dyrus. So you start with...
Boots of Speed and three Health Potions for being able to dodge, run around and survive. It's simple really.
After that you go for health, you don't want to die before you are able to "kill secure" their team with your ulti. For this, buy a couple of Warmog's Armor.
After this you need to upgrade your speed. Boots of Swiftness is a good option if you want to keep up with your opponents. Thought the best boots would be Ninja Tabi or Mercury's Treads depending on your opponent's team.
MORE Warmog's Armor!
Pros / Cons
[*]Not very easy to kill
[*]Can't kill Tryndamere becuse his ulti is overpowered.
[*]Can't solo baron.
What will be changed in this guide?
- More pictures
- More screenshots
- More detailed stuff.
- More cons/pros
- etc etc...
Do you want to make a guide like this or a bit more of a serious one?
Then check out Jhoijhoi's Guide to making a guide. It has advice and stuff. WOHO!