Hi, I am a 1.3k elo player and all i can say about evelynn is that she is complete ****. I hate the fact that anyone plays her because she is wicked op when she kills me. I swear to god whenever one is on my team they go 0-10, and they should stay 0-10.

Pros
-Invisibility
-Has huge tits, so it's fappable to (for you ****ing nerds)


Cons
-Dieing
-Not getting gold
-****
-Piece of ****
-Useless
-No damage
-Feeding machine
-Not living
-Her Ganks
-Her abiltiies
-Her itemization
-Troll pick
-Mega Piece of ****
-Troll pick
-Ragequitters
-Reports
-Legendary mega ****ing **** on a stick pick

I TAKE REVive cause im oging to be dieing ALOT
Ignite to HOPEFULLY TAKE ONE ***IN KILL

Skills


Explanation: ****ing awful.




Explanation: ****.



Explanation: Decent.


[ravage size=32]

Explanation: ****.




Explanation: Wait, this was her ****ing ult?

Put all of it in utility cause she has no damage anyways. Mind as well get gold from over time and getting the ****ing assists all the time cause your damage is worse than a gay guy in the ****ing public gym shower.

I buy all health runes cause you know, evelynn breaks in half faster than a ****ing vase falling off the ***********ing empire state building. So you gotta spend your ******* ip buying these ****ty runes to play the largest sack of **** pick in the game.

Well she can go invisible cause of this

you want all 5gp items cause you will get NO ****ING CASH BECUASE EVELYNN SUCKS **** AT GETTING MONEY.

Rush a Trinity Force cause its the only way you're gunna do damage anyways

mind as well get a mejais and occult
Nooooo ****ing ******, not cause you're gunna get kills, YOU'LL HAVE 50 ****ING ASSISTS BY END GAME

Sunfire cap
run around invisible with a sunfire cape is probably the only semi-pleasurable part about evelynn except her ****ing tits.

warmogs
like before, evelynn only dies ya know, in like 2 seconds. so you're gunna need this ****->

thats it for this ****ing piece of **** from satan himself, have fun. Remember if you suck total **** and get banned like the other morons who play evelynn don't blame me.

BUT FOR REAL NEVER PLAY THIS PEIC3E OF ****ING **** I HATE THIS ****ING THSINKG MORE THAN ANYHTING IN THJE ****INGN WORLD I SWERARM TO GOD IF I EVER FIND YOU ****ING PLAY EVELYNN I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE, CHOP OF YOURVF ****ING **** AND FEED IT TO MY ****IJNG SDOGS IN ****IJG HELL, I WILL REPOLRT YOYU AND GET U BANED FROM ****ING LEAGUE AND RAPE YOU ****ING MOTHER AND SLAUGHTER YOUR SISTER. EVELYNN ****ING IS **** AND SHOULD NEVER BE PLAYING IN A ****ING RANKED GAME EVER AND NEEDS TO BE ****INHJG REMOVED FROM THIS PIECE OF **** GAME

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