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SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE
FINISH WITH THIS
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Do you want to play Annie right? well do you. Cause I don't thing you do. I think you just want to survive hits and throw wee little fireballs back at your opponents. Well get out you pleb. When you play Annie you will not be taking hits. you will be raining fiery death on anything that comes close to you. Is it a minion? FIERY DEATH. Is it a neutral creep? FIERY DEATH. Is it an enemy champion? FIERY DEATH. Is it an ally champion on your team who has gone mid even though you ****ING told him if anyone else wanted mid they just needed to call it, and then that **********er has you convinced though the whole damn loading screen that you will be taking mid, and then oh look that ***hat has taken mid. CAST THAT ***********ER INTO AN URSINE HELLSCAPE.
This build is for real men/adorable children who understand that you don't need a ****ing lick of hp if you can two hit every damn champion that walks near you. don't waste you time on armor or spell vamp or some other nonsense.
If you want to build a proper Annie then you want AP, and some AP, and oh ****ING YEAH AP.
if your Annie does not have at least 500 AP mid game you have lost.
****, DID YOU READ THE INTRODUCTION? What do you think I'm going to say? you take AP. Buy AP Marks, and AP Glyphs, and AP Seals, and AP Quints.
But what about magic pen?
**** YOU AP.
What about mana?
Do you not no how to last hit with annies Q?
What about... **** YOU AP.
Ok here's the tricky bit. you see the masteries that give you more AP? Take those. Also take some health. Stupid ****ing Kassadin.
OK so your going to want to start out with some boots of speed and 3 health potions. next build up to a Mejai's Soulstealer, Then get a Blasting Wand to build into Rabadon's Deathcap, by mid game, upgrade your shoes to Boots of Mobility cause your going to want to get to any enemy champion that out of position or just by themselves.
now buy 4 more Mejai's Soulstealer. And Murder EVERY ******** THING THAT MOVES.
I like to go Q first so you can get those early free last hits. Your going to need the farm. Then W, Q, W, between these till level 4. At level five your going to want to take your E so you can get your stuns up because next level. YOU WILL KILL EVERY ******** THING WITH A GIANT FIRE BEAR.
level 6 take that Tibbers and make him a stun Tibbers and kill the enemy mid. Then go gank for bottom or top whoever you like more.
you don't need to level E again so just ignore it. Max your W cause you want that AOE stun when Tibbers is on cool down. Then Q for when the enemies start to run in fear of you and you need an auto hit.
and then E for ***** and giggles.
You don't have a choice here, you have to have flash and ignite.
and ignite is your early game closer spell.
but don't forget about it late game because the more fiery death you rain down on those suckers the better.
farm, farm, farm, Murder, farm, farm, Murder, farm, Murder, Murder, Murder, Murder, Murder, Murder.