Kennen Humor Guide by feint ninja

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League of Legends Build Guide Author feint ninja

FEINT NINJAS.... high elo AD kennen...UPVOTE THIS GUIDE!!!!

feint ninja Last updated on December 2, 2011

Ability Sequence

10
11
12
13
17
Ability Key Q
2
5
6
9
16
Ability Key W
7
8
14
15
18
Ability Key E
1
3
4
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3/
Sunder
Archmage
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 25

 
 
 
 
 
Durability
Vigor
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
Mercenary
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggernaut
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Strength of Spirit
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mastermind
 

Utility: 5


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LORE

since i need 5000 letters i will either...give you a CUSTOMISED lore of kennen OR give you random sentances at the bottom off the screen,which should i do........................ummm,ill do BOTH :D

CUSTOMISED LORE OF KENNEN
There exists an ancient order originating in the Ionian Isles dedicated to the preservation of balance. Order, chaos, light, darkness -- all things must exist in perfect harmony for such is the way of the universe. This order is known as the Kinkou and it employs a triumvirate of shadow warriors to uphold its causes in the world. Kennen is one of these shadow warriors, entrusted with the sacred duty of Coursing the Sun - tirelessly conveying the unjustice of the Kinkou.

Kennen was born in Bandle City and it was said that in his first living moments he bolted first from the womb and second from the midwife who delivered him thous killing the midwife. His parents had thought that he would outgrow his boundless energy, but as he matured his energy found no limits and was matched only by his unnerving speed. Despite his astonishing gifts, he remained unnoticed (or at least uncaught, as he was quite the prankster) until, on a dare, he ran straight up the tiny outer wall of the Placidium. When word of this feat reached Kinkou ears, Kennen was quickly and quietly brought in for an audience. He found that the role of the Heart of the Tempest didnt suite him, frenetically delivering both the word and the punishments of the Kinkou across the realm. He now works with his fellows Akali,teemo and Shen to enforce the balance of Valoran. This hallowed pursuit has unsurprisingly led the triumvirate to the Fields of Justice.

''The Heart of the Tempest beats eternal...and those beaten remember eternally.''
TEEMO--the swift scout


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Introduction

this is BY FAR the best build on mobafire for high elo kennen players like myself and ill explane why................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ummmm,maybe not


HEY THIS IS SOOOO SAD,PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOWNVOTEING THIS :( SO INSTED OF DOWN VOTEING THIS GUIDE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED AND...UP VOTE IT!!!!


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Items

you start off buying the bloodthirster in the first 10 seconds so you will be very OP at lvl 1 and you will have very good life steal then on your first trip back get tiamat to get splash damage after that farm by killing people under towers(its called tower diving) and after you get frozen mallet you will have mana problems because at that level you drain mana to fast so buy LOTS of mana pots


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Summoner Spells

i take claraty because kennen usally has mana problems.i also take revive because of my little trick to get back to base VERY quickly (explaned in the EARLY GAME chapter)


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Masteries

i get the BEST masteries for a AD champ.i know than because im pro and i have an elo of...3


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Masteries

i get the BEST masteries for a AD champ.i know than because im pro and i have an elo of...3


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Runes

i get
100 lesser mark of strengh
100 lesser seal of strengh
100 lesser glyph of might
200 Lesser Quintessence of Strength

you get tier 1 runes so you can buy lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lotsand lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots and lots and lots lots and lots and lots of them

i got 500 runes :D


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Skill Sequence

you get you first point on your ult so you do good damage early game and then after 2 points on your ult you get your W(electrical surge) for the pasive then finish your ult and do what the top of the page says,its there for a reason


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Farming

DONT attack the little minions because they are a waste of time for such a busy person like you. so just focus on the other teams champs and try to take out their fountain tower before it killes you (i bet you cant)


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early game

since you got your ult first so that you can run down to bot lane and hide in the brush...when the two enamys show them selfs run up to them and use your ult which should stun/kill them if for some reaso you fail and they dont die use clarity and auto attack them to death after that stand under the enamys tower until you die then use revive(doing this trick is much faster then using recall)and buy some more items


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Team Work

since you will have a n00b team because at champion lvl 4 they wont have maxed their ult and they wont have as good items as you, so you should tell them "please AFK" and then you will push mid to victory


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Ranked Play

you will have the best build ever and if you play using this build you will have a VERRY high ELO (like me) of 3 or posably more (you will have to play 20 times a day to get a higher ELO then me)


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Creeping / Jungling

with your blood thirster you will get to much life steal and it wont be "cool" to jungle because only a n00b jungle i can justify this because im a pro with a pros elo of 3


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Pros / Cons

PROS:
very op
good AD
good life steal(extreamly good life steal at level 1)
can solo the whole enemy team at lvl 1-15 (or higher if the other team FORGOT to buy items :D)
can win a game at 10-20 minutes
can jungle
hes a FLIPPING NINJA
can stun THEN auto attack someone to death

CONS:
bad AP items
dont have a team to help you (read the TEAM WORK chapter)
cant solo baron (i think)
ALL his spells scale on AP


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Unique Skills

this is a one of a kind build no one has ever thought of a AD kennen before (apart from all the people that thought of AD kennen)
i used to be a noob and "minion farm" but there is a much faster way to collect gold (explaned in the farming chapter) and now i will share this unique way with the WORLD!!!!

This is NOT a troll build it is an actual build except most people call it a troll build because they are always whining that you cant get your ult at level one, you dont have enough money to get a blood thirster when you first sporn, kennen dosnt have mana problems......so i say SHUT UP N00BS AND JUST UP VOTE THIS GUIDE!!!!!


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Summary

this gurantees you to win every game on summoners rift and is BY FAR the best kennen guide on moba fire.
please upvote and leave awesome comments and PLEASE DONT BE A N00B and down vote this guide(vote it up)
p.s. i have NOT yet finished this guide and dont really intend to UNLESS this gets some major up voteing and if it becomes the number 1 guide for humor i will post a video of how to get blood thrister as a first item


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DONT BOTHER TO READ THIS CHAPTER

please dont read all of this because these are just random sentances i found off the internet so i can have 5000 leters.....
WHY DO COWS HAVE SPOTS?
It is entirely based on the cow's genetics and breed. They have spots because their parents had spots or maybe the cow's parents were different breeds and the resulting mixture was spotted colouration. The breed you are thinking of that has spotted cows would most likely be Holstein. Other breeds include Milking Shorthorn, Shorthorn, Texas Longhorn, English Longhorn, Normande, Florida Cracker, Speckle Park, Beefmaster, Simmental-Fleckvieh, Ayrshire, Guernsey, and many more.
If you are talking about a different type of spot like warts or ringworm or mange then your cow is in need of a veterinarian.this was found on wikipedia

Harold the duck king lives; the empire will live on even though the seed-spitting-salamander continues diegesting all his chocolate and mango fruit punch.

we have to eat more pie before the cow runs out!!!!!

sad cats eat french fries on the summer beaches of raniotopia when the evil cows moos their way to victory.....NEVER let the cat die said the over weight blue berry ostrich pie


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i still need 5000 letters!!!!
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WHY CANT I HAVE 5000 LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! this sucks.......YAY i just got 5000 letters

THE END!!!!!!!! unless this guide gets up voted :D GL HF playing league of legends (unless your a low elo n00b)

please click the upvote button on the top of this screen and make this the top guide!!!!


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