Gold 2 on EUNE server, this is my Blueemo guide so you can make ***** wet and get a free taunt passive. I called blueemo because all the items are blue, lmao 10/10 gr8 witty banter - IGN

well good question, consider this m8. ur wife left you for the post man, she took the kids, you gambled all your money on mystery skins, and what did you get? the whole collection of teemo skins, you see this as a sign from satan for redemption, finally a symbol of what you want to be, you go online on moba fire to see the best teemo guide that will make ***** drip and satan proud, you stumble across my guide, Blueemo, you're like yolo and try it out, now your hooked to this yordle, every game yo instalock satan and shout 'MID'. there's no going back now.

TL;DR dis guide make girls wet and plus teemo is a ez champ 2 play

Lianry's because it what makes ur dmg satan
Rylai's to apply ontop of the burn
Frozen mallet so your aa do the same
Void so mor ez penetration if u kno wat I mean
Hourglass becuz it's blue, that's srsly why, feel free to switch it out for other items

PROS
- ur satan
- everyone wil hate you
- you will get x9 report
- you will do good dmg
- You shrooms are like mines irl
- everyone will focus you, leaving your team to easily kill anyone

Cons
- You are Squishy
- You cannot engage on the enemy team unless you flank
- Oracles and pink wards destroy your satan traps
- when you get ganked ur probably already being double teamed

Ur blind also make Warwicks ults useless.

okay don't play teemo in ranked, if ur a lvl 5 teemo main I will track you down and sacrifice you to satan. jk,I hope you liked the guide, it's my first so ofc it's bad, leave feedback plz.