Mordekaiser Build Guide by The Cow Lord
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From the land of Brazil comes a champion like no other. Standing eight feet tall, concealed within a razor-sharp armored shell is a creature known only as Mordekaiser. Some allege that he is a man, though none have actually seen what lies within the plates that encompass him because he is #1 always sheld never die huehuehue. There are those who posit that he isn't a living being, but rather a particularly dark specimen of the undead rumored to infest his distant homeland - but such rumors are surely merely the ramblings of the paranoid or the whispers of the insane. What is known is this: Mordekaiser arrived unannounced at the Institute one day and, with the rasp of an echoing sepulcher, requested to join the League of Legends.
He reasoned with the elders of the Institute by saying his shield was to never be broken, as it was always up. The elders found this to be a worthy reason, and with this, the birth of Mordekaiser was known. The men, women, and children of Brazil all hailed Mordekaiser as their king.
"ALL HAIL KING MORDEKAISER," proclaimed the citizens of Brazil. Mordekaiser went away as a man with a shield that is always up, to a KING with a shield that is always up.
HELLO WELCOME TO MORDEKAISER HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU SHIELD #1 guide in MOBAFIRE. TODAY, I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO AD MORDEKAISER. I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL ENJOY THE GUIDE AND DOWNVOTE ME TO OBLIVION.
BEFORE THE GAME STARTS, PICK OUR WONDERFUL BRAZILIAN KING, MORDEKAISER. INSTALOCK HIM. DONT LET ANYONE ELSE TOUCH ME.
WHEN THE GAME STARTS, YOU PROCEED TO GO TOP, THEN JUKE YOUR TEAM AND GO TO MID. IF THEY LET YOU, STAY. IF THEY DON'T, GET YOUR BALLS BACK TO TOP BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS GAME FOR SOME EXTRA 20 IP.
PICS TO COME SOON
I CHOOSE THESE WONDERFUL RUNES BECAUSE YOU NEED LAST HITTING POWER.
Marks - THESE FLAT AD MARKS WILL HELP YOU LAST HIT IN LANE. IF YOU SUCK AT CSING, NOT TO FEAR, FLAT AD RUNES ARE HERE!
Seals - YOU GET FLAT ARMOR RUNES BECAUSE CASTER MINIONS ARE OP. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE NEARLY ESCAPED A FIGHT WITH 9 HP REMAINING, AND A PURPLE/BLUE BALL IS HURDLING AT 9.8 m/s even though it's going sideways. BUT ANYHOO THESE FLAT ARMOR SEALS WILL SAVE YOU.
Glyphs - Wow, these glyphs are wunderful! NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE FLAT ARMOR RUNES, YOU ALSO HAVE FLAT MAGIC RESIST! This will help a bit if you are against AP, or if you're top, an AP comes from mid and proceeds to have a threesome at top.
Quints - MOVEMENT SPEED QUINTS. THESE MAKE YOU MOVE FAST. NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. JUST FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY MASTERIES. YOU ARE MORDEKAISER. YOU NEVER DIE. SHIELD ALWAYS US. MASTERIES ARE FOR *******. But if you wish, you may randomly insert masteries before you go into game!
Start with Boots of Speed and 3x Pots. These are the generally accepted items to start with. They give you movement speed and sustain!!!!
When you have about 1520 ~ 1600 gold (this is in perfect situations), go back and buy Berserker Greaves and 2 Dorans Blade. If you are winning so much, just go on and build a Phage/Hexdrinker. Buy Phage (to counter AD) and Hexdrinker (to counter AP). WHEN YOU BUY A HEXDRINKER, YOU GET ANOTHER SHIELD. MORE SHIELD IS MORE OP.Next, grab a Bloodthirster. When you can, finish Frozen Mallet/Maw of Mort, depending on what you started with. Then, complete whatever item (Frozen Mallet/Maw of Mort) you did not build. WHEN YOU BUY A MAW, IT GIVES YOU MORE SHIELD. HHEEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHFINALLY, grab Last Whisper, and if you can, another Blood Thirster.
YOU CAN USE A PHANTOM DANCER IF YOU WISH. SELL YOUR BOOTS IF YOU DO. YOU DON'T NEED SHOES. YOU HAVE FEET.
The Other Pro Item Build
START with Boots and 3 Pots.
NEXT, BUILD BOOTS OF MOBIL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO LANE FASTER AND FARM MORE, because the King needs to make his country prosper with the influx of gold he is receiving.
THEN, BUILD 5 TIAMATS so that you can hit more people around you. This will further increase your Q damage, and the gold income. Your citizens won't be mad at the new King Mordekaiser. Instead, once he comes back from battle with an enormous amount of wealth, they'll shower him with love.
How to Play in Game
FIRST, START OFF BY WALKING TO A LANE. PREFERABLY MID, even if you called top. But of course, if they don't let you, go back top. IF YOU ARE MID, AND YOU FAIl, BLAME THE GUY WHO WAS TO BE MID, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GO MID AND HE LET YOU GO MID.
KILL CREEPS FOR DOLLA.
IN A TEAM FIGHT, REMEMBER TO ULTI THE OTHER TEAM'S CARRY. MAKE HIM/HER YOUR SLAVE TO WORK FOR BRAZIL.
ALSO, REMEMBER, YOU SUCK AGAINST YORICK. JUST TERRIBAD. BUT REMEMBER, IT IS YOUR FAULT. NOT MORDEKAISER'S.
If you win, congrats. If you lose. LOOK A SENTENCE ABOVE.
My win rate with Mordekaiser is over 9000. I do not accept win rates that are 100%, because 100% are too mainstream.
If you lose as Mordekaiser, you have failed Mordekaiser. MORDEKAISER HAS NOT FAILED YOU.
You must not fail the King. FOR BRAZIL, and FOR GLORY!
"Huehuehuehuehue Morde es #1." - Mordekaiser. (REAL QUOTE FROM MORDEKAISER)