Teemo General Guide by Magenta Thigh
Not Updated For Current Season
--after this guide you will be the best teemo player in all of dota 2--
Hi, I'm Jack Doyle.
I'm here to tell you that speed is for ******* who like to run instead of fight.
The Jack Doyle build is for true men only.
Teemo is not some ****** raccoon who runs from his battles. He is an independent, deadly and sexy yordle who could be my lover any day. He is not afraid of death. With this build, you will minimize speed in place of deadly poison.
uhh The Build for Items yeah
build these items Nashor's Tooth then build Liandry's Torment then build Deathfire Grasp then build the ugly wizard hat Rabadon's Deathcap then build up your attack speed or some more ap boosters.
DO NOT BUY BOOTS, OR ANYTHING THAT HELPS YOUR SPEED.
skill point allocation
max out poison dart first, then blinding dart. never put a point into W until you absolutely have to. when ever you have a chance, put your point into your R.
be sure to bully your teammates so that they dont gank you and steal your kills those kunts
ok that was my teemo build
i got too lazy to use proper grammar and punctuation after the intro
hope you enjoy the Jack Doyle Build
p.s. maybe you should use some other guide tho. teemo is my main and i have only won like 2 games with him
but im sure its just cus im **** lmao
if you want to add me for tips on how to really use the Jack Doyle build to your advantage, add Magenta Thigh on OCE.