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Teemo General Guide by Magenta Thigh

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League of Legends Build Guide Author Magenta Thigh

how to ****ing OWN as teemo the sexy yordle with the nice as

Magenta Thigh Last updated on July 17, 2014
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yordle cock in my ASS

Teemo Build

Ability Sequence

2
4
8
10
13
Ability Key Q
12
14
15
17
18
Ability Key W
1
3
5
7
9
Ability Key E
6
11
16
Ability Key R

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Introduction

--after this guide you will be the best teemo player in all of dota 2--
Hi, I'm Jack Doyle.

I'm here to tell you that speed is for ******* who like to run instead of fight.
The Jack Doyle build is for true men only.

Teemo is not some ****** raccoon who runs from his battles. He is an independent, deadly and sexy yordle who could be my lover any day. He is not afraid of death. With this build, you will minimize speed in place of deadly poison.


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Spawn

2 Health Potion 1 Doran's Ring and warding totem


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uhh The Build for Items yeah

build these items Nashor's Tooth then build Liandry's Torment then build Deathfire Grasp then build the ugly wizard hat Rabadon's Deathcap then build up your attack speed or some more ap boosters.

DO NOT BUY BOOTS, OR ANYTHING THAT HELPS YOUR SPEED.


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skill point allocation

max out poison dart first, then blinding dart. never put a point into W until you absolutely have to. when ever you have a chance, put your point into your R.


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Farming

kill minions but dont let them kill you its really embarrassing :(


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Team Work

be sure to bully your teammates so that they dont gank you and steal your kills those kunts


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Pros / Cons

teemo has a nice yordle *** you get to look at while playing

no cons he is best champ


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Ranked Play

idk im only level 10 lmao


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Spells

how do you delete a chapter


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Summary

ok that was my teemo build
i got too lazy to use proper grammar and punctuation after the intro

hope you enjoy the Jack Doyle Build

p.s. maybe you should use some other guide tho. teemo is my main and i have only won like 2 games with him
but im sure its just cus im **** lmao

if you want to add me for tips on how to really use the Jack Doyle build to your advantage, add Magenta Thigh on OCE.

thanks ***s


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