Hello my name is Povlava i was silver 3 last season, so my credentials are pretty good but they are not solid. If you're reading this guide you are probably bronze or you're my friend Connor.
The goal of this guide is to explain exactly how to play league, thats really it. Its really ****ing simple. Like honestly i suck at video games and some how i got to silver 3, isn't that interesting? But anyways enjoy my guide.
Let it be clear that there will be a lot of raging in this guide (ALL CAPS) so beware ******.
Alright lets get this **** straight teamwork op as **** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugXC7g3p0JU) If you watch that video that man dude guy will explain it better than me. But really what it comes down to is your team, the only way you gonna win homie is if you be nice to yo team. People troll in this game all of the time and getting pissed off at them isn't going to make it better, trolls feed on your hate and the more you give them the more you lose focus. You could be that one guy that is typing in all caps in mid lane because some ****er called you gay, no just stop right there you butthurt mother trucker. Just ignore that *****, thats why the button is there dawg, use it aight? Oh yeah and if your friend is all like "don't do this" don't be like "**** you", he is just trying to help you dawg.
HOLY ****ING ****, YOU WANNA KNOW THE KEY TO WINNING EVERY ******** LEAGUE GAME? ITS ****ING CS (CREEPSCORE). THE WHOLE ****ING POINT ISN'T TO GET KILLS, SURE IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A HUGE ****. I'M TALKING MASSIVE 20 POUND ****. its about getting those creeps.
Lets be serious though, you win this game by killing creeps. If you simply kill players the entire game you aren't going to get as much gold as you would get by ****ING CSING.
Creeps = Gold = Items = pentakills = top 10 plays = more pentakills = Then its a mystery
Look at that minion he is asking to just die, kill him.
Creeping / Jungling
Alright so you wanna jungle huh? WELL LOOK A HERE WE GOT A NEW *** WANTING TO JUNGLE WELL HOLY ****ING ****.
Welcome to the jungle, where Udyr steals every ****ing creep you have and you generously give up your blue to mid because **** man they need it to win. Its a glorious position and its fun, but being a good jungler isn't a ****ING CAKE WALK YOU CAN'T PLAY ONE ****ING GAME AND BE A GOOD JUNGLER ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT TAKES ****ING TIME. Csing like in lane is important also in the ****ing jungle, WHY? BECAUSE LIKE I SAID BEFORE CS IS ALL YOU NEED *****. If no one on your team needs a gank you better be in that ******** jungle FARMING THE **** OUT OF THOSE MOTHERS BECAUSE YOUR *** WILL BE SO FAR BEHIND YOU WILL BE USELESS. THEY'LL USE YOU AS A ******** PUNCHING BAG BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW SO FAR BEHIND YOU CANT DO ****! GANK HARD AND DON'T HESITATE
THE MORE TIME YOU SIT THERE WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR *** THE MORE TIME ****ING LUCIAN HAS TO GET AWAY WITH 10 ****ING HEALTH. How to jungle, ****ing go get your buff kill creeps, gank if someone needs it, then go back to farming. Become a ******** powerhouse and ****ing kill everyone!
You probably didn't read all of it did you? I put like 30 minutes into this **** so uh **** it yolo420blaze it.
Povlava- The best silver 3 scrub ever.