Blitzcrank Humor Guide by TryhardDerpface
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ruby sightstone is best item
Threats to Blitzcrank with this build
|Dr. Mundo||dr. masio isn't crucial to this setup, so after receiving the corpses from his dungeon, quickly dispose of ghost before his brother crab convinces you to duo with coel tanank.|
|Garen||truth be told, garen is actually harmless, but to avoid tension between your team, blame it on kyle pozarski (grandma) playing demacia|
vincent pierce, the legend
this man will ruin your life, that is why you must take all precautions against this menace. vincent will always ask for adc, and this is when you must take the bullet for your team and call blitz support in order to bait him into feeding you harder than soup kitch n on a sunday. if vincent successfully gets baited into feeding you kills, then your next course of action is to call upon your trusty jungler to cosplay support while you steal kills and buffs across the map. if for some reason you fail this step, afk until vincent finds the zweihander in the old iron keep, but if this is 2016 please buy dark souls 3 before asking gumbi the guzzler to cosplay the weeaboo role.
when considering static shock or bioshock infinity, please consider that vincent may actually be playing bazir mid. in the case that your adc is actually a decent person, you must quickly rush another red sightstone and precisely aim q e until your lane opponents pull an amanda todd for a free double kill. if all goes wrong please consider asking james to help, and blindfold yourself for the ultimate no-scopening.