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Remember to use Commando Jarvan skin, cause you're going deep on these ****ers
Laning as Jarvan
Proceed to complain about bad CS and kills on ADC.
Manmode any ***** you come across, nobody faces the might of Jarvan the Fourth's Dragon spear without penetration. Penetration involves pregnancy, so be sure to spend some of the gold from all your kills on condoms for your Dragon spear.