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League of Legends Build Guide Author JakofAllSpaydes

Jak's Semi-legit Troll Ideas

JakofAllSpaydes Last updated on May 30, 2012
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Team 1

Ability Sequence

2
8
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13
Ability Key Q
1
3
5
7
9
Ability Key W
4
14
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18
Ability Key E
6
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Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sunder
4/
Archmage
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 26

 
 
 
 
 
Durability
Vigor
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
Mercenary
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggernaut
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Strength of Spirit
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mastermind
 

Utility: 4


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Intro, son.

I must be either high or dying from exhaustion when I made this. I'll leave it here anyways. Don't downvote just caz it's troll builds. you know you love this. So technically I need 5000 letters for this to be a legit guide. *sigh* It's such a pain getting 5000 words, I'm not even kidding. And Im not supposed to spam and whatnot. This guide is not something you should look at when you first buy a hero. This guide should be used when you are bored and you wanna do a bit of trolling. That is all. It seems as though I must meet the 5000 word mark. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I hope it meets the 5000 mark Anyways, I find it ridiculous how this has a higher rating then my legit irelia build. Y u no like irelia ppl D: Ah, not anymore. good


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TEH DPS KASS (100% win chance in ranked)

I have contemplated the idea of DPS kass for a long time, because of his "W". Now that Riot buffed it into a mini- wits end, I feel like it is time for me to write a DPS kass build.
YOU ARE DPS KASSADIN. YOU GOTTA CUT THEM SQUISHIES. I found that you can actually do a ton of damage if you are not focused.
Malady and Wits End's passive synergize amazingly with the active on nether blade (w), and riftwalk should allow you to chase anyone down easily.
HERP DERP.
yeah...good luck.

If you want to seriously play dps kass....
Max W first, and just spam the skill whenever it comes up. It lets you deal much more damage and the mana gain from its passive should allow you to lane well. Q is good, because of the silence, and E is just an AOE slow. You're ult is solely for chasing down anyone who tries to run.


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Oh hey I can 1v1 an anivi-WTF she's is OP NERF NAO RIOT

DPS anivia?

**** YES.


Anivia has good attack range, and if you can aim her spells, you can slow/stun/trap them easily.
Who the **** doesnt wanna throw chunks of ice and deal massive amounts of damage?
Also, if you finish the build:
-570 movement speed on anivia = kicking *** and chewing bubble gum
-98 crit chance and 300 damage = Ripping heads off and ****ting down people's necks
-More Duke Nukem Quotes.


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I got lazy with the titles. Basically, it's about Rammus.

This is actually viable btw.
almost 3k hp, 260 Armor, 140 Mres and 300 AP.
Powerball in, Ult, Win teamfight.
you need ghost and clense.
Powerball + Ghost = a squishy carry's nightmare.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
you stun me?
CLENSE

You should really initate, then just ult and use zhonyas. your ult isnt channeled, so it will not stop. Same with the activation on guardian angel.


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Suicidal Pantheon

Pantheon, after being dumped by Leona, gets a bit crazy. Unable to take the absence of his childhood friend and lover, he decides that his life is no longer worth it.

Lane with melancholy, Farm yourself up. When you see a teamfight erupt, simply ult onto it.
remember to put down rally, it gives you some extra damage. Since you don't want anyone to escape your misery, Stun and ignite the lowest hero. It is GAREN-teed that you will bring someone down with you.

Lots of AP and lots of Mpen should help you actually do lots of burst damage.

So yeah apparently this works and it did like 2500 damage lololol

Go for it, it might be interesting, watch your team rage at you and laugh.


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Ah yes, theres this.


I feel guilty for using a whole new chapter for this.


It deserves much more.


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