Nasus Build Guide by aMexican
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THIS IS A BRIEF GUIDE FOR THE MANLIEST HERO IN LOL THAT PROBABLY LACKS MALE GENITALIA. IT IS DESIGNED FOR USE IN RANKED GAMES AND IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE IT MAKES NASUS A REALLY OP OFFTANK!!!!!!!
ALSO DO NOT CRITICIZE ME FOR ANY ITEM CHOICES BECAUSE LOL IS A FLUID GAME, IT RELIES ON THE PRESENT SITUATION BUT THIS IS THE TYPICAL BUILD I USE!! FOR EXAMPLE ONCE I WAS PLAYING AGAINST A WHOLE TEAM OF AP NUKERS (VEIGAR AND SUCH) AND I GOT 5 QUICK SILVER SASHES WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPREMELY ******ED IN ANY OTHER SITUATION! RECOGNIZE!!
*NOTE: I JUST RECENTLY GOT DOWNVOTED 3 TIMES IN A ROW! FAIR ENOUGH BUT LEAVE A MESSAGE ABOUT WHY YOU DID IT! TYVMM!!! ROFLMAO!!!
KNOW YOUR ORIGIN BRO
The enigmatic creature known as Nasus came to the League from a faraway world, and served as part of a vast and learned desert empire. There he was a respected and enlightened individual, having been made the Keeper of the Great Library. However, he was also part of a race of animalistic creatures that served as the rulers and protectors of the people. War was never more than a breath away, as others of his kind craved to enslave the people and claim totalitarian sovereignty. In the midst of a heated battle, just as Nasus was about to slay his treacherous brother Renekhton, he was summoned to Runeterra. It didn't take much to convince him that Champions were needed to fight against the injustice here and he took up a place in the League of Legends. These days, he is the Keeper of the Sands, feeling most at home in the crumbling ruins of the Shurima Desert..
MASTERIES, RUNES - WE GOT IT ALL BROS!
NASUS IS THE MOST MANLY HERO HERO WITHOUT TESTICLES! TO ENFORCE THIS A NASUS MUST USE Veteran's Scars , Durability and Juggernaut TO BE ABLE TO ESCAPE EARLY GANKS AND INITIATE ANY SORT OF CONFRONTATION!
Greater Mark of Lethality
Greater Seal of Health
Greater Glyph of Mana Regeneration
Greater Quintessence of Lethality
- Greater Mark of Desolation MAKES YOUR ATTACKS GO THROUGH THEIR ***** ARMOR!
- Greater Seal of Health YOU MIRIN' OF MY FORTITUDE BRAH!!?
- Greater Glyph of Replenishment SPAM YOUR Q BRO, YOU REPLENISH FAST AS!
- Greater Quintessence of Desolation MAKES YOUR ATTACKS DESTROY THEIR GENITALIA!
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!!
- GOOD FARMING!!!
- GREAT PASSIVE FOR SUSTAIN
- GOOD CHASING ABILITY TO GET HOES THAT GO OUT OF LINE
- HE IS FLEXIBLE LIKE A RUSSIAN GYMNAST
- IS SQUISHY IN HIS THEORETICAL NUTS DURING PUBERTY (early laning phase)
- HE IS CANTONESE
- NO HARD CCS!!!!
I HATE THIS GUY, HE IS SO OPP!!!!!! HE HITS HARD AND HEALS HARD! FIGHTING HIM 1v1 IS LIKE WEARING AN OVERSIZED CONDOM, YOU'RE NOT PROTECTED AND YOUR PERFORMANCE WILL BE WORSE. HE WILL PUSH YOU TO THE TOWER/ANUS AND MAKE YOU DIE/CONTRACT STDs!!
OMG MORE OPS!!! ORANGES MAKE HIM IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH AND OUT OF FRUSTRATION YOU WILL GENERALLY PUSH TO HIS TOWER/FIFI AND CONTRACT SOMETHING FROM THAT DISEASE RIDDLED MEATPOCKET!
MUST I EXPLAIN?!!??! THESE GUYS HATE YOU AND LOVE INCEST! WITH YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY RENEKTON HE IS GROSS!
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND ASLONG AS YOU WEAR THE CORRECT PROTECTION! BUT FOR GODS SAKE MAKE YOUR PARTNER A DISABLE OR A RANGED HERO SO YOU CAN GET THAT FIRST BLOOD AND SUSTAIN GREAT LANING SURVIVABILITY AND CONTROL!
NEVER HARASS WITH YOUR SPIRIT FIRE! MAGIC IS FOR *******! ASK YOURSELF, AM I PLAYING NASUS?!
YES: DONT HARRASS WITH SPIRIT FIRE
NO: DONT HARRASS WITH SPIRIT FIRE
KPOPSTAR: DONT HARRASS WITH SPIRIT FIRE
YOU MUST ALSO TRY TO ENGAGE IN GANKS WHENEVER YOUR LANE IS FREE OF ANY FEMINISTA ENEMIES! HELP YOUR PUNY WEAKLING ALLIES BECAUSE YOU ARE NASUS! THE MOST MANLY HERO WITHOUT GENITALIA! ALWAYS GO IN WITH WITHER AND BASH AWAY WITH YOUR GIANT STICK! YOU MAY USE SPIRIT FIRE!
TEAM FIGHTS IN 6 STEPS:
1. LOCATE THE MOST SQUISHY OR THE ENEMY THAT IS DOING SOMETHING!
2. ACTIVATE YOUR ULTI
3. Q,W,E THE FECES OUT OF THAT DUDE
4. REPEATEDLY STAB HIM WITH YOUR ROD!
5. IF HE IS DEAD GO TO STEP 1, IF THERE ARE NO ENEMIES LEFT GO TO STEP 6
6. BARON, DRAGON, JUNGLE, FARM, PUSH, OR HEAL! UP TO YOUUUU!!!!!!!!
PIMP OUT YOUR NASUS
ITEMS IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS! RECOGNIZE!:
THESE ARE SERIOUSLY THE ONLY TWO VIABLE BOOTS FOR NASUS, EVEN THOUGH I DISLIKE NINJA TABI BECAUSE THEY ARE JAPANESE MADE!!! SUPPORT AUSTRALIA's ECONOMY! MAKE SURE YOU DONT GET TWO DIFFERENT BOOTS EVEN THOUGH THE GAME SPECIFIES THAT IT ONLY PROVIDES ONE BOOT A PURCHASE! THE BOOTS DO NOT STACK!
ALTHOUGH MY NASUS GAMES GENERALLY FOLLOW THE ITEM BUILD I SET IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GUIDE BECAUSE MY ENEMIES ARE NOOB -10000000 ELO NOOBS! RECOGNIZE! HOWEVER YOU MAY VS 9999999 ELO GUYS OR BE AFFECTED BY CERTAIN CONDITIONS! IF SO FIND YOUR SITUATION!!!:
ARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF SH*T IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION?:
GET BUFF NOOB! GYM TAN LAUNDRY BABY! BUY GUARDIAN ANGEL, BANSHEE's VEIL JUST WHATEVER BRO!
IS MY TEAM ALL MELEE BECAUSE COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY?:
GET AURA ITEMS FOR YO TEAM! PUT THE TEAM ON YOUR BACK! GET A STARKS FERVOUR!!!!
DOES THE OPPOSITION STACK ARMOR?!?!?!?:
GET ARMOR PEN NOOB! LAST WHISPER WILL MAKE THEM MAKE THEIR LAST WHISPER! WORDPLAY FOR THE WIN!
AM I A SCRUB AND AM DOING RLLLY GOOD EARLY GAME?!:
GET AN OCCULTS YOU SCRUB!
DO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL?:
STACK YOUR BLOODTHIRSTERS!
AESTHETIC PICTURES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
YOU MAY SEND YOUR OWN IN TO firstname.lastname@example.org, THESE MUST HAVE SCORES (CALCULATE THIS BY ADDING UP YOUR ASSISTS AND KILL AND DEDUCTING THE DEATHS) OF ATLEASET OVER 10
I FOUGHT SOME TROLLS WHO WERE ALSO SCRUBS! TROLLSCRUBS!
THIS IS ONE WHERE I BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION AND THEY SURRENDERED! *******! RECOGNIZE!