Olaf Humor Guide by Shplick
Not Updated For Current Season
Not Updated For Current Season
OLAF IS A ****ING VIKING FURY WARRIOR FROM LOKFAR, SO IF YOU'RE GONNA ROLL WITH HIM YOU BETTER GROW A SACK AND EAT COLD STEAK FOR WEEKS ON END. OLAF WON'T GIVE TWO ***** WHETHER YOU'RE READY OR NOT, HE IS GONNA GET IN YOUR FACE AND DO WATEVER THE **** HE PLEASES.
Being a Viking of amazing strength and hardiness, take force runes for everything so that you can push your way through puny waves of nothings to slam you're fury warrior axes into some dudes FACE.
To match your runes take, 3 points in Brute Force to push your way further into that dudes face. Put 1 in Butchery to equip you with the skills to carve him up into steaks to eat during you forever long winters in the ******* of the world. Comming from such a ****hole you need 3 poings in Hardiness and 2 in Tough Skin, and finally take 3 in Vigor so when you're raping and pilaging you do it right the first time. To improve your expertise with them axes, take 3 in Good Hands, then 1 in Improved Recall cause your a ****ing viking, you dont need any intelligence as your brain is so rattled from headbutting kids too hard. Get 4 in Swiftness so you can get in and out, so you're ready to go in again continuing to rape and pillage those worthless heroes. Finally finish off with 4 in Greed and 2 in Wealth for all that gold you took from those worthless kids, and to make a nice pile to sit on while you rule over the ****hole of the world back in Lokfar.
Oh yea put 4 in Awarness so that you know were all those worthless ****lings are to SLAM YOUR AXES INTO THEIR **** STAIN FACES, RAWRWAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRWARAWRAWRAWRRR.
Being a Viking Fury Warrior and not giving 2 ***** about those large tower things and the worthless minless ****** things that run straight down in a lane, there is only one spell you can take for a dude like this.
Its important that you understand that YOU WALK ON TWO ****ING FEET, this means that you need 2 boots one for each foot. When you upgrade to Boots of Mobility you need to upgrade both at the same time, so you dont run in ****ing circles looking like a ****** cause one foot is going faster than the other.
Being a mighty Warrior, you need a might chalice to drink from after your conquests, so get a Chalice
Now that you have you basic needs down, boots and booze, you need to spend some of that pillaged gold to get some better weapons to smash through your oponents, start with some smaller Doran's Blades which you stole from Doran himself after making him eat fist-fulls of dirt untill it evacuated out the other end.
Soon after you murdered Doran, get yourself some Avarice Blades
Finally, even though you are a ****ing who gives 0 ****s about anything or anyone, turns out you do need a best friend, SO GET TWO OF THOSE LONGASS **********ERS AND NAME THEM AFTER THE FIRST TWO THINGS YOU SEE, I call mine "Tissue" and "Right-Hand"
Now that you have proved your worth in the field of heads that you cut off and left in your wake, get yourself an Emblem of Valour (SPELT WITH A ****ING "OU" CAUSE **** YOU AMERICA) which you get from any happy meal down at ****ing McDonald's
The most important thing you need to know when playing this dude, is you can't let anyone tell you wat the **** to do, IF YOUR SACKLESS ****** TEAMATE TELLS YOU TO STOP RUNNING AT THEIR TOP TOWER YOU BETTER ****ING RUN AT THAT **** HARDER, AND MAYBE CHOOSE A DIFFERENT LANE AS WELL, PROBALLY HIS. If a ***** jungler doesn't wanna help you rape and pillage and instead farm, GO TAKE HIS **** AND TELL HIM "AM I DOING IT ****ING RIGHT? IM FARMING AND RAPING AND PILLAGING YOUR ****"
(To play this champ you must be >12' and better have a broken [Caps Lock] key).