Pantheon Humor Guide by IAmTheBestLoLPlayerEvar
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Hey guiz. dis is mah Panth guide. He ownz.
i cant lose with dis
i have 100% win ratio in ranked with this guide, because i played one game with it, and we won. I went 2/11/0, and a graves carried us, but we won because of me. they wouldnt have won without my stun. my r is so devestating. with w,r,lich shot, and deathfire, i too stronk and stuff
i rape with dis guy cus i use him ap and stuff. He super powerful and junk when he attacks people. i maek dis even better when i git lech bane. i too op when i get that cus it makes my attack strong. i also liek deathfire grasp . alotta people hate me when they see i got amp tome, but i know haters gonna hate, so i just keep on going. i cant let the losers make me lose. i always win without other ppl to hold me back ,so i just say
all ap rune, cus i get stronger attack that way. it also make my ultimate and w and deathfire and ap stronger. i liek being strong, so i get all deez runes. i take 110 quints of force cus i get tons of ap from it. each one gives me like 8 ap. if i take 110 of them. thats 110x8, which is around 700 ap from runes alone. thats why i get so many. people cant respond to me because i have 700 ap at the start of the game, so they die from like 1 w skill. i think.
21 in offense cus i really need da ap. i takee 9 in utility cus it make me stay in game longer
rally cus it make attack stronker
ignite cus i can make people go on fire. i dont no how much it does but i bet it hurts them. it also makes some type of symbol or icon appear above their head. this blocks out their sun and makes it hard for them to see. this lets you attack them and kill them. too gud
i just found out rally dont exist. wut da hell. i just used it last year. oh well. now i use reviv, cus i was informeded that rally was taken out. tat thing was too stronk, so i guess theyt nerfed my panth. im sad now.
i always lose, but idk why. people always ***** at me, and i never have games over 21 minutes, cus thy always surrender at 20. i always get pissed when i see 4 surrender votes and my no vote, and then they say report me. report me? report yourselves. im awesome. everytime i get over 1 kill, you no im carrying. wanna know why? cus im the effin best. thats why i shouldnt be repoeted. one time i killed a guy that was standing still. after he died, it said a smmoner has disconnected, then i never saw that guy again. he probably rage after i kill him. i tell you it too stronk. dis why i never do bad. i no im gonna get #1 build on mobafire. cus dis build too gud. everyone on normals are haters. so i played dominion one tyme. they didnt like me either. i think my team doesnt like me cus i take all the kills. one time our team was 3/37, and i had 1 kill. they blamed it on me. idk why. im too gud. i had 1 of the kills. i think my 24 deaths had to do with it. still my team was bad.
1 game. 1 win. went 2/11. too stronk. i looked at my ranked stats and junk, and it said i had a 100% win ratio, and im pretty sure that means im boss
i tolddd you its tooo stronk.
never let haters and losersw bring you down. i have tons, but i never do bad. too bad anyway. never worry, and always ult on ppl whenever ult is up. trust me. it good cus you have stun. den you can wait for rest of team to come. stun is very long, and should keep person occupied. i think i never died before now dat i think about it. i think how gud i am make up for it.
how to win
just r on somebody, they never see it coming, then deathfire and w them. they should be ded already, but you can rape them with a lich bane shot. then they die, and cus of how stronk your burst was, everyone else runs. not the enemy, your team. i think it was cus i was dying after i jumped in and killed the very low health ashe. idk
never lose. trust me. im a baker.
A11 I d0 is w1n
All I Do is win win win no matter what
got money on mind i can never get enough
and everytime I step up in the building
everybody hands go up
and they stay there
and they say yeah
and they stay there
Up down, up down
cause all I do is win win win
and if you goin’ in put your hands in the air..
Ludacris goin in on the verse
cause I never been defeated and I won’t stop now
keep your hands up put em in the sky for the homies that didn’t make it and the folks locked down
I never went no where
they saying Luda’s back
blame it on that conjure
the hood call it Ludayac
and I’m on this foolish track so I spit my foolish flows
my hands go up and down like strippers booty’s go
my verses still be serving, tight like a million virgins
last time on a Khaled remix now I’m on the original version
aint never count me out
y’all better count me in
got 20 bank accounts, accountants count me in
make millions every year, the souths champion
cause all I do, all I, all I, all I
all I do is...
Swerving in my Lolo,
head on the swivel
you know serving me’s a no no
clean as a whistle as I pull out in my Rolls Royce
yellow bone passenger they see it, they say oh boy!
tell Khaled back it up, my niggas call me Loco
thats for armed trafficking, don’t make me pull that fo-fo
ask you what you laughing at
represent that mud life
dirty money ***** you better get your mud right
we come together holding hands and holla thug life
we are strapped in all black
it’s like thug life
(all we do is win)
you riding the what
we riding the night
you riding with me cause you wasn’t riding right
heat in the Kitchen, pot on the stove
water getting boiled, dope getting sold
snoopy in the hoopty, system overload
I’ve been running this rap game since I was 20 years old
I hung with the worst of them
bust till I burst on em
floss em up, toss em up, hardaway, boss em up
pardon me I bossing the pressure up, bless ya bruh
don’t wanna mess with us
we like the U in the 80’s
back to back set a trap
hit the lick, hit it back
hit the trick, jump the track
***** I want my money back
time and time again while I’m sipping on this gin
Al Davis said it best, just win baby win