Introduction: Getting into Character.
To begin, You must have Spirit Guard Udyr for this guide to affect you. If you don't have Spirit Guard Udyr, I suggest you go buy it right away. It is single-handedly the best skin in the game.
NOW. WELCOME, TO THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SPIRIT GUARD UDYR.
TODAY, YOU WILL BECOME RAIDEN. THE ALMIGHTY DEFENDER OF URF REALM.
YOU MUST BEGIN BY IMMEDIATELY PURCHASING BOOTS, AND SECURE YOUR SPOT IN A LANE (Solo Lane Preferably).
ROUND ONE. FIGHT.
Remember, at all points in this game. Use your Ignite to take as many kills as possible. This is where you must destroy the forces of Void World from entering into Urf Realm, by participating in the one thing assembled to protect Urf Realm. SUMMONER'S RIFT.
Once getting into your lane, Open up your menu, and select to change your keybindings. Be certain to change your /laugh command into your Q, and W key, because, you are not going to need your stances, for now. Begin by not putting a single point into any stance. This will confuse the enemy and they will be unsure how to react to your powerful, Man-God form.
Remember not to stay to close to the creep wave unless you are sure that you can go in for the last hit, as you make your way towards to creep wave, and when returning back to a safe distance, remember to constantly laugh at your opponent. Laugh at their feeble attempts to hurt the Great Defender of Urf Realm!
Protecting your Lane: Forcing Raiden's hand.
ROUND 2. FIGHT.
Continue with taunting your enemy with your powerful, Godly laugh. They will become frustrated with that fact they cannot defeat Raiden.
You are very meager for now, but you will become stronger, You are a Thunder God! They will push upon your tower, but this is a ploy, remember to continue laughing at their feeble attempts to destroy your tower. Be sure to slay all the minions and last hit. Ask your jungler to provide assistance, by ganking your lane, espically when the enemy becomes aggressive and tries to dive you. I assure you, they will. They will become infuriated that you laugh at their pitiful selves.
Once you have enough rubles, return home and have your jungler cover your lane. Purchase your Boots of Swiftness and Zeal. Also purchase a ward, It is likely that the enemy team will come in droves to stop your incredible, Thunder God self.
If you have put any points into your abilities, or entered a stance by now. You are bound to fail. YOU HAVE FAILED URF REALM! YOU HAVE LOST YOUR THUNDEROUS POWERS.
The Final Round. FIGHT.
After the laning phase, continue to assist your team by becoming a nimble, thunderous beast. Once you have completed your Statikk Shiv, and Boots of Swiftness. Continue to abuse your enemies into the ground by shocking them with your incredible Thunder God Powers!
Continue to build your Bilgewater Cutlass into a Blade of the Ruined King, and remember to Shock them with your powerful lightning strike, then continue to Blade of the Ruined King, then laugh at their pitiful form.
After your BoRK (Which, should probably be when the game has ended by now) Continue to build Zephyr. At this point, You will be able to outrun nearly any champion, without a single challenge.
Continue to bait the enemy team by constantly laughing at their foolish attempts to slay Raiden. For you are the mightiest Defender of Urf Realm. YOU ARE THE GREATEST OF ALL CHAMPIONS OF URF REALM!
Now, GO. GO DEFEND URF REALM. YOU ARE URF REALM'S LAST HOPE. FINAL ROUND. FIGHT.