G'day Lads! Today we'll be talking about the honey in the rock AD Triple Lifesteal Big Handy Man Malph. This guide may be short as im not going in depth as you should already know how this works ****o. So lets dive into the big rock golem boxer himself shall we...

Pros +
+ Carrys games
+ Easy to play, hard to master
+ Never dies
+ Always kills
+ A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

So you're gonna want to hit 'em up with a fat Q so they become slowed so you can shimmy on up to them and show them exactly how good your hands are. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Press the little button that looks like to Vs next to each other so you can see why this is the superior build. With your W turned on, you should be able to **** thrust the enemy to death as the %AD gained is crazy strong. E is a good dueling ability, use when the opponent thinks he's Yugi Moto.

Malphites ultimate R 'Unstoppable Force' is exactly what this build will turn you into.

"Now, before The Rock gets into that... before we electrify, before we turn this out tonight... for those of you who don't know, The Rock has many nicknames. The Great One, The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment, The People's Champion. But I want to tell you something that's important to me right now. I need to take this moment, and I need to tell you something as Malphite." - Maplhite right before his first pentakill.

You should always win, no losing.