This guide is made for the pro Ryze players who have lost their way and need a pro to help them rekindle the fires (or should I say ice for those of you have have Frozen Heart or Ice Brand? LOOOOOOOOOL) of Ryze.

My name is Mr Lindgren and I will be your teacher today, skilling you in the art of Ryze, in lane and in fights, so you may one day be able to be a true master.

You must make sure you are prepared to face the PERILS of NOXUS, and as such, you need to prepare your body.

Before logging onto League of Legends, you must first eat 10 sandwiches, 3 packets of instant noodles, and perhaps a finely cooked hot dog shaped object. Next you must make a pilgrimage to the swedish island of Musk, and offer your prayers to the gods.

This is mandatory.

Early game is crucial for Ryze. Pick Rune Prison first, and make sure you use it to farm.

Wait for someone else to do damage then use Overload to steal the kill. Rune Prison should not be available in fights as you should always farm

Using these tried and true methods that have been passed through my family for generations, I got a pentakill.

...taking her firmly by the buttocks, I told her "I've got a ryze"...

"I have ryzen up"

"I am ryzing"

(after pentakill) "I have a ryze in my pants"

"What do you call Donkey Kong's lightswitch when it is turned off? DONKEY RYZE" ©Dysisa

"Knock Knock" (enemy team ask "Who is there, Mr Lindgren?" in /all) "Ryze" ("Ryze who?" they ask. Use this opportunity to jump out of a nearby bush and kill them all while saying): "IVE GOT WOOD"

"I have 3 inchs of Ryze, add me on skype, slappzter"

"My mom only lets me play for an hour, surrender plz"

I hope you have found my guide very witty, and if you do not get a pentakill with this guide, then you are an awful person.

Sincerely, Mr Lindgryze