Welcome to my Garen guide, my name is Teteron but just call me Master. Garen is my main champion and I would like to share my expreiences to help the new Garen players.
About me: I'm 20 years old and and I'm not Englander, so sorry if I write something stupid. :P

We all know that people mostly in low elo will ban this awesome champion. 26.2% Ban Rate, that means they don't want to give you an easy win. Don't worry my young padawan, we have a secret!

If you don't want this character to be banned, you have to follow my instructions!
10 steps to get this character:

1. Make sure your parents are not at home.
2. Give the cat some food so it will not bother you while you do the next step.
3. Grab the first thing next to you
4. Put it down to the ground.
5. Jump over it 4 times.
6. If you are done, do it again.
7. Send your GF a messeage: DEMACIA?
8. If she sends "Yes, i guess..." to you as an answer, than you are lucky my son!
9. Now the Force is on your side, start League and que up!
10. Ask your team to not ban him.

It must work. If not, you did something wrong. Do the ceremony again my son!

Pros:
- Extreme tankiness midgame
- Your ult is perfect for finishing targets
- Q mobility and silence
- W bonus
- Global taunt (COM-COM-COM-COM-COM-COM-COM-...)
- Big shoulders (girls like shoulders)
- Katarina is your GF

Cons:
- People will kite you without problems
- Your power falls off late game
- You need your items really badly
- People will hate you (spin to win noob champ) I know that feeling bro. :'(
- Why is my head so small?
- Boring skins
- Katarina is Noxian ( you just got slapped by life hahaha)

Trust me my son, MUSIC helps you a lot when you play League of Unbalanced Champions!

If you are winning lane, play this song:
Play Video
If you are playing against Katarina:
Play Video
If they ban Garen:
Play Video
If you kill Teemo somehow:
Play Video