Shaco Humor Guide by DontKillEarl
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Shaco the booty slapper
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Welcome to the Booty slapper shaco guide. Let's get started shall we.
With this build you will be able to surprise any sane person, and as well being able to confuse a ton of b itches. In this guide you will get edducated in how to play Shaco as a master. And you get to experience how greatly Shaco excels with this guide. So i won't waste more of your time so get going into this magnificent guide.
There was Once a man hungering for booty, called Shaco the booty slaper! This foul creature lived in noxus but got exiled becuase of his sexual harassments to all the b itches. The now lonely Shaco choosed his path and took of. He went to all kind of places, all from striphouses to kindergartens. But all that they had to offer was booty to slap. Shaco had gotten enough! After receiving bootys free without working for them, had extinct his lust for booty. After loosing the thrill to hunt confused b itches. He once again took of into the world. He continued to searth for a scared booty in his agony. In what felt like a lifespan... But then out of nowhere he saw what we call the LEAGUE. He wen't in to the fields of justice thirsting for a fresh booty and just as he predicted, there was bootys all over the feild that was not going to let Shaco slapp their bootys. So he settled down in the League untill his quest to slap all the bootys was fulfilled. The story is told that Shaco still is pursuing his goal and the field of justic still have a mad jester lurking around and waiting for his prey!
So be Alert or it might be your booty to be slapped next!
-This guide won't ever lead to anything near vicotry vise
-It won't leave you any sustain what so ever in the lane
-It will even make the authority of player feed
-It won't let you stay in a team fight
-It will draw the atension of most players and they might report you
-Need items to be good
-Hard to master
-Easy to counter
- It confuses b itches
Shaco The Booty slapper has some unique skills such as:
*He's able to slapp b itches
*He confuses b itches
*He is able to backdoor very well and if he gets cought and dies then at least one player was sent top lane to deal with him. So Shaco uses his "revive" and teleport to get in the fight that your team set up when you got ganked, making it a 5-4 situation in your favor. And it can ultimately result a victory for your team.
*Another unique skills of his or rather his hiddem passive. It procs nearly every game, and it's effect is that you do these steps:
1: Makes your entire team mad and screaming at you in chat, becuase they assume you're trolling
2: It makes you feed their team to the limit
3: Your teammates might leave of go afk in game becuase of all the rage at you
4: Forth and finally, it dissables one of his unique skills. The one that makes him good at backdooring becuase even if he forces on of the enemys to go top, and he uses revive and teleport into the teamfight your team is still matchless against theirs. Becuase the simple reason that half your team is afk and the other half is screaming in all chat "report this Shaco".
One thing that people should take notice to is that if there isn't any b itchess in the game such as Miss Fortune and Sona and such then this build wont work. So to put it easy if you're against a full team of males then your chances to win are less then a Teemo's.
But if you're against a team of ladies, then it's still close to impposible to win... Not to be like this but if you're reading this how come you haven't left already :)?
But anyway, this build have high potential for those low life creaps (like myself) that consider a killsteal worth it even if your teammate or teammates dies. Becuase you're building pure ad and movmentspeed if you dissclude the Zhonya's Hourglass.
I managed to create a perfect balance between damage and tankiness. By having Zhonya's working as my armor, Rylias working as my health and that single MR scaleing glyph makes this build flawless.
But the single MR scaleing glyph is of more use then only giveing balance. It also confuses frail pu ssies like Miss Fortune, Sona, Ahri, And yourself.
Guinsoo's Rageblade: After each slapp shaco does he gets more "lust" showed as "stacks". It's preventing him to give up to early.
Boots Of Mobility: I choose these for the simple reason that they give me the extra speed i need to ks every infant in my team.
Trinity Force: Why? Becuase it deals tons of damage.
Rylai's Crystal Scepter: It's a penetration rod that slow b itches movment, becuase of the simple reason that they have a rod up their a ss.
Blade Of The Ruined King: I bought this just to put the b itches at there place, they can just dream to surpass the b itch slapping shacos movmentspeed.
Zonhya's Hourglass: Whats better then a b itch slapping pyscho clown? A golden ***** slapping psycho clown. BUT! Rememmber this, it's not meant to be used to survive teamfights, of the simple reason that it's overrated and way to mainstream. But to show your golden a ss all over the field of justice.
Mejai's soulstealer: Slapping bootys and gaining stacks = Win!
Sword Of The Occult: Same here stacks for slapping bootys = Win!
Ohmwrecker: With this item under your command, not even turrets can chase you away!
Zephyr: Shaco with more daggers = lesser cooldown on Two-Shiv Poison!
Homegaurd: I choosed this items becuase even the authority that tries this build will probably loose or at least have a bad time, and eventually get pushed into base. So homegaurd is highly recommended.
AbilitiesBackstab: Shaco deals 20 procent more palm damage when he's behind the ladies.
Deceive: Deceive is one of the reason that this booty slapping clown, is feared as the backstabber. With this ability , can he jump behind the ladies and slapp their bootys with an extra of 120 procent palm power just enough to make them surrender.
Jack In The Box: Jack in the box is so effective just becuase it shows picturse of Lady Gragas, re****ing the victime to run on circles of fear.
Two-Shiv Poison: This dagger is just to slow the b itches movment enough so he can close, This is one of the reasons he got the name the booty hunter.
Hallucinate: This one if by far the most terrifying one yet, it clones the psycho clown rapist into two, resulting him to surround the b itches.
Greater Quintessence of Movement Speed
Greater Mark of Lethality
Greater Seal of Critical Damage
Greater Glyph of Cooldown Reduction
Greater Glyph of Scaling Magic Resist
And for CD reduction: I choose these runes for Shaco cause he have near to only damage and movmentspeed items and 30-0-0 masteries and on top of that no defensve runes either. So how shall this clown survive if hes against more then 1 person at a time? Well as i can see it, there is only one solution. And that is to have as low CD as possible so he can deseive everyone with his "deseive" more then just one time.
MasteriesShaco the last bit of arm strength to slapp ladies. And for the reason that 30-0-0 is really stable, noone will be able to burst you down or take you on 1v1. If their not male of course, then the victory right that lies in your hands will be a mere dream. And with this offensive set up then you can just "deseive" behind the foe and together with "backstabb" deal 120 procent + 20 procent more damage when behind the b itches, resulting a one hit knock out. So even if you discarded all defense and utility you've gained what these other was unable to achive, namely extreme damage enough to be undependable of defence.
Victims & Enemys
Shaco the booty slapper is strong against these champions:
Sona Annie Ahri Janna
Miss Fortune Karma Tristana Ezreal
Leona Zyra Vayne Caitlyn
Cassiopeia Riven Orianna
Katarina Irelia Nidalee
Elise Akali Ashe
Diana Evelynn Fiora
Kayle LeBlanc Lissandra
Lux Lulu Morgana
Nami Poppy Quinn
Sejuani Shyvana Sivir
Soraka Syndra Vi
Tho he's strong against those above. he's extremely weak against the rest of the league.
Shaco is greatly needed of farm thats why i recommend playing him as a top laner. Becuase of the summoner spells that ive'd choosed he's not to suited to jungle. The critical part of this build is that Shaco early game laneing phase is quite horribel. But to survive the lane phase, you need to be against none poke champions.
And then you might wonder when and how should i pick him? Well not taking his weakness for granted, would i recommend picking him if you're an later pick like 4-5 pick in your team. Becuase if you pick Shaco the Booty slapper as first or second pick the enemys is likely to pick a agressive poker like Jayce, Nidalee, Kennen or Elise.
I'll make this simple. This guide is focusing on either feed big time and slapp tons of b itches, or to ks your teammates (aka ks objects). SO the term "team work" doesn't really fit in on Shaco. As you might have understood by now is that Shaco the booty slapper is the typical parasite in the team that feeds on others successes. He can't even do fairly good if he can't ks his teammates becuase he's far to weak on his own.
So now we can sum of all that we know:
-He's depended on his teammates
-He can't act alone
-He's not very good at assisting or aiding his team
-And that the term "team work" does not include on Shaco.
I thought it was necessary to add this chapter just becuase you will be reported or at least threatened to get reported. Basicly what this will include is how to convince your team and enemy why this is a good idea. And that is kinda ****ing hard becuase this guide is straight out worhless if you tryhard anyway. But You cold go on and patter about how this build shines in late game, or you could say that you will need protection and etc. And if you truly have succeded with this guide then you should have plenty of kills and few of assists. So you could use your scors as a backup plan if they blame you. There is plenty of more obvious thing to state but i think this should be enough for you too understand my message.
If you're sane then it should be obvious, that you should avoid this guide in ranked games.
I recommend to go top with this guide so it's important to know where to stand and when. For an example if your goal is to farm through thee lane phase. Then it's of high importance that you keep the minions in the green zone but just som inches away from the yellow zone. Becuase if you're out in the red zone then you're easy to gank and can't recive any ganks from your jungler.
And if you want to poke your enemy to disturbee their last hiting then you want to be at yellow zone becuase then the lane is neutralized and it's easy to make plays. And a same time being able to recive a gank.
And if you'r goal is to totally destroy the enemys farm then it's important to push the waves to the turret and so the turret cleans them up. The negative thing abot the redzone is that you can easily get ganked but can in most situations not recive any ganks at all. And the most imortant thing if you're in either yellow zone or red zone is to ward either the river bush or the tri bush
Negative & positive reasons to pick this guide
-None is used to play against this build
-You have pretty much dmg, and one sustain item Zhonya's Hourglass
-Enemy should expect a trolling Shaco, but thas not the case
-Together with Deceive and Zhonya's Hourglass you can pretty much escape every failed fight.
-You tend to get focused becuase you have really poor heath and resists
-You often doesn't get to late game cause you lose early
-Your team will most likely never lisen to your advices
-You will get muted after some few minutes
-Your role is to ks and late game all the kills will be wasted.
-You will eventually face Tribunal
If you read this far, then congratulations you've just wasted a bit of your life. Shaco The Booty Slapper is signing out. Don't forget to Read my other worthless guide: Teemo The Extremely Focused Tank...