Shahin Shokouh has been my friend since his mom was born. Shahin Shokouh is now known as the grandmaster of homosexuality, or simply called The Queer. For the rest of this guide to his greatness he will simply be called The Queer.

The Queer has been known for buying all the runes in the game. In each of these builds will be the runes he used to fight off the evil villian, Jewsus. These runes were cleverly crafted by his handy smith, JShibal. JShibal forged the runes out of his own ***** shaft.

The Queer has mastered the secret arts of taking it hard and raw in the ***. He has identified all of Mrs.K's aboriginal attack techniques, he has specially assigned each mastery point fight off the *****, Mrs.Aboriginal.

Each of these weapons were made by mixing the *****es of 300,000 nazi soldiers.