Ryze Humor Guide by cyberskull
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See the cute little guy in the pic? Unless you're a caveman, you should know that he's Pikachu. He seems really strong don't you think? Well, with the build I'll share with you in this guide, you will be able to reach his power and go beyond it! KEEP READING YOUNG ONE!
21 in offense for damage
9 in utility for...I dunno. Just get 9 in Utility cause WHY NOT?!
9 x Greater Mark of Hybrid Penetration - You're gonna be dealing mixed damage so the hybrid pen helps!
9 x Greater Seal of Scaling Health - More health later on! Woo!
9 x Greater Glyph of Magic Resist - Magic Resist cause annoying bitc*es like LeBlanc and Syndra deal TONS OF DAMAGE!
3 x Greater Quintessence of Ability Power - For your spells! YOu wanna be doing damage with your Auto-Attacks and your spells!
Flash - For killing! And escaping ganks and shet I guess....BUT MOSTLY JUST KILLING!
Ignite - With this you can set people on fire. If you do that, you'll kill them. Kills man. Kills make the world go round and round.
Doran's Blade - Umm..it gives HP and AD...it's...useful? (I think)
Health Potion - Well you do spend a lot of mana but you'll be trying to kill the enemy a lot..sooo....get the hp pot for more kill potential.
Warding Totem - Vision is useful I guess.
Tear of the Goddess - Buy this and you can spam spells 24/7. GGWP.
Statikk Shiv - Hands down, the best item in the whole freakin game! After you buys this, you can build pretty much whatever you want and you would still be useful. Just the best item. The #1 item. The universal item! I LOVE LIGHTNING! Pika-Pika...CHUUU!!!!
Manamune - Pretty useful for the AD but it becomes a god-like item when it turns into a Manamune. Not as good as Shiv but still a god-like item!
Guinsoo's Rageblade - Attack SPeed and AP. All the good shet you need!
Hextech Gunblade - A free slow and good spell vamp and life steal. You're gonna be doing mixed damage so this item is real good!
Iceborn Gauntlet - Armor, CDR and a cool icy effect. Real cool item ehehe.
Rabadon's Deathcap - Tons of damage (AP).
Zhonya's Hourglass - A mob of 5000 (just 5) people chasing you and trying to kill you? This could potentially save you.
Void Staff - Penetration = More Damage = Kills = Wins
Spirit Visage - Real good if you get Hextech Gunblade cause it amplifies your sustain. This means you love longer. And that in turn means, you can kill people more!
Frozen Heart - Helps you freeze people. When you freeze them you kill them!
Thornmail - Returns some damage to people who auto-attack you. That means you can kill people without doing anything! Woo!
Banshee's Veil - Gives you a shiny circle! ^-^
Guardian Angel - 2 lives = double your kills
Ninja Tabi - If against AD
Mercury's Treads - If against AP
Berserker's Greaves - If you're going for on-hit build!
Sorcerer's Shoes - If going for AP Build!
Enchantment: Distortion - It's blue and technically speaking blue is the color of AP. So...buy it if you're going for an AP Build.
Enchantment: Alacrity - When going for a build that isn't AP. Cause Green isn't the color for AP :/
Ryze's secret passive!
This is Ryze's secret passive. I am the one who discovered it. Rito did a good job at hiding it from us but it's time for me to reveal it to the world!
When Ryze buys a Statikk Shiv his damage doubles. Why you ask? Ryze shoots lightning when he auto-attacks someone and the proc from Shiv is also a lightning based attack. When Ryze Auto-Attacks someone with the Shiv proc, it deals double damage because both lightning bolts fuse and his damage amplifies.
Don't get me wrong, Shiv is a legendary and universal item on its own. However, it's extremely OP on Ryze because of this hidden passive! With Shiv, Ryze turns into a 2nd Pikachu! PIKA PIKA....CHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (that's so fun to say LOL)
General Tips and Gameplay
After you get your Tear, farm up until you get Shiv. When you do get your Shiv, look for fights and kills all the time! You are the most OP thing in League when you get Shiv on Ryze. However, if you die somehow, it's probably cause one of the following things happened:
-The other guy is using hax.
-A glitch occured and you couldn't kill the other guy or you just died. Glitches are nasty..
-A bug occurred. Rito please! :(
-Servers lagging. RITO..PLEASE!!!!! >:(
So yeah that's about it. After you get Shiv, you can kill pretty much anyone! God bless Ryze, his hidden passive and Statikk Shiv!
Thanks for reading this awful guide! It's legit tho! Shiv Ryze is broken! I'm just a lousy guide maker! :(
Oh well. Thanks for reading anyways. See ya!