Hi! Ok guys, this isn't a guide that makes your Teemo a "capture king" with massive speed and great points. This is a Teemo that I designed myself. You walk in, shoot, shoot and again shoot and then enjoy the "woman" sayin 'You slained an enemy'. This is a guide that will make your Teemo a killing machine so dont post comments like 'omg, this is so ****. i was last and barely did any captures' because that is the point! Youre not ment to capture. You're ment to make your enemies **** themselves as soon as they see you. so if you're fed up with just capturing then try this and ENJOY ^^ Ohh yea, one more thing: THIS IS MY FIRST GUIDE SO DON'T KILL ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT ^^

Teemo is a legend among his yordle brothers and sisters in Bandle City. As far as yordles are concerned, there is something just slightly off about him. While Teemo enjoys the companionship of other yordles, he also insists on frequent solo missions in the ongoing defense of Bandle City. Despite his genuinely warm personality, something switches off inside Teemo's mind during combat so that the lives he must end while on patrol do not burden him. Even as a young recruit, the drill instructors and other trainees found it a little disconcerting that, while Teemo was normally charming and kind, he turned deadly serious and highly efficient the minute combat exercises began. Teemo's superiors quickly steered him toward the Scouts of the Mothership, which is one of Bandle City's most distinguished Special Forces unit alongside the Megling Commandos.
While most yordles do not handle solo scouting missions with a great deal of finesse, Teemo is remarkably efficient at them. His record of success in defending Bandle City from infiltrators easily makes him one of the most dangerous yordles alive, though you'd never know it by having a cup of honey mead with him at his favorite inn. Bandle City chose Teemo as their first champion for the League, and he has taken to it like a duck to water. His signature weapon - a blowgun - uses a rare ajunta poison he personally gathers from the jungles of ***ungu. To help cope with his lengthy periods of isolation, Teemo recently struck up a friendship with Tristana, a fellow League champion and fellow member of Bandle City's Special Forces. This connection is healthy for both yordles, though now Valoran's voracious media outlets circulate rumors that the friendship is turning into a romantic relationship. Regardless, Teemo is a crowd favorite in the League of Legends, and a pint-sized foe that many have come to fear.

''Teemo rides a thin line between chipper compatriot and unrepentant killer, but there's no one else I'd rather have as a friend.'' -Tristana

OK, Teemo is a.... chipmunk. He blows kind of a tube with poisonous darts in it. He's very fast and very deadly if played well. He looks peacefull but trust me, he isn't!