In this guide you will successfully defeat the enemy team, you will most likely make the enemy team rage quit and alongside that, you will rape your lane opponent within the first 5 seconds of being in lane.







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The runes I use are
CD/R BLUES
CD/R REDS
CD/R YELLOWS
CD/R QUINTS

The reason for so much cooldown reduction is because you can use your shrooms more so u can annoy your enemy team!!!

I go full 0/30/0 because for teemo you want to always be alive so you can set more traps and kill people faster.

I take everything you possibly can in defense because teemo needs to be protected.

Rush avirace blade - the crit is amazing in lane! plus you get gold per 10!
Rush mobility boots - This allows you to only move really quick with your W but you can rush around the map setting your little mushrooms!
Heart of Gold - Like i said earlier, survivability is key to being an amazing teemo player!
DFG - Amazing item on teemo, gives your mushrooms extra damage and you can basically 1 shot your opponent with the active !!!
Guinsoos rageblade - pretty self explanatory gives you attack speed so your mushrooms attack faster and gives them more damage and you get extra ad so your auto attacks do more damage!
Hextech revolver - It makes it so when your mushrooms blast off they give you health back !!
Malady - Gives you AP so your shrooms do so much damage and attack speed so your shrooms attack the enemy who stands on them faster so they die quicker
and last but not least the ultimate teemo destroyer item nashors tooth!!!!!!
it gives you all you need
CDR FOR FASTER SHROOMAGE - ATTACK SPEED - AND ABILITY POWER!!!!!



I made this build a long time ago. I was just messing around trying to see if these summoner spells worked with teemo really well and they managed to do more than i expected!
I started by buying an avarice blade first because i was like hell what if i crit in lane? i ended up loving the idea of critting people!
Then I thought well what if I had amazing movement speed? then i was like ok ill try mobility boots man these were a great investment because i can go around the map and just plop my little shrooms down and then get back into lane and start raping my lane opponent some more (this is before they rage quit)
The best item for this is the Nashors tooth. It gives you AP (more damage for your shrooms, make them cry harder) then the attack speed so the shrooms attack faster, and last but not least the cool down reduction for faster shroomage!

Another great item I have in this build is the hextech revolver i personally tried this out and after i realized it procs off mushroom damage i'm like great i can be top lane and my mushrooms bot lane are healing me!! its like amazing!!!! you should totally get this item and see how amazing it is!!! its greaT!!!!

TOP TIER:
Clarity - More mana to use your mushrooms
Surge - Make your mushrooms attack faster

Bot tier:
Everything else sucks for teemo

Pros:

* You make your enemy team rage
* You go 20/0 in the first 15 minutes
* You never run out of mana with clarity
* You literally can't be solo'd by anyone because you have spellvamp
* Even if your team is full of down-syndrome kids you will still win because you rape so HARD

Cons:
* None because this build you can't die, or lose.

Garen - You literally **** on garen because you move so fast and all your abilities are up within 4 seconds because ur CDR is ridiculous high!
Irelia - **** her, she cant beat you cus ur teemo
Shyvana - She sucks, teemo dumps on her
Trundle - hes a troll, cant do anything
Gangplank - You have blind up every second so its impossible for him to hit you. and you run crit blade so u **** on his face
Kennen - HAHA? WHO IS THAT **** THAT GUY


NO ONE CAN BeAT TEEMO WITH THIS BUILD

Make sure in team fights that you bait your entire team to die then after you go in there and plop mushrooms down and kill their entire team.

Make sure to level your W so you have survivability and you can run around the entire map faster than you originally would
If people tell you to max anything but W first their absolutely wrong in saying this because making teemo very mobile is the key to winning a game.

Always first pick teemo in ranked, you shouldn't ever pick anyone over teemo simply because no one else can dominate the map and 1v1 anyone without dying like teemo does.
I'm currently at 40-0 with teemo in ranked play I couldn't tell you how devastating this teemo build is for ****ting on the opposing team every game.

When you're in lane and you wanna farm creeps all you gotta do is tab out and let it attack for you because you do so much damage that it one shots creeps so dont worry about your creep score, it'll surely be 10x better than their AD carries!

So basically with this build and runes and masteries you can't die, you can't lose the game, and you will do nothing but make the team rage and die asap!

Make sure to upvote this guide and make sure to tell me how much you rape your games as teemo with this build and masteries!

Thank you for reading this guide
Sincerely,

Davie "Gluestick" Derps