Welcome my students, I am Sensei Bjorklund (Gold ELO 1700 dan), and today I will teach you the ways of Olaf.

Olaf is a very sutemi-waza champion, and he strikes harder than me on your mother's anus.

I get Quicksilver Sash to show I am a blackbelt, even though it is white, followed by some boots to protect my feet.

Next, I get Brawler's Glove and Madred's Tekko-kagi to increase the damage I do, building them into Sensei Kitae's Bloodrazor and Sensei Madred's Bloodrazors, one for each hand.

For defence, I use my trusty Leviathan judogi.

I take a point in Ragnarok first to scare my enemies. When they come to last hit, activate Ragnarok and they will run away like white belts.

As you enter lane, make sure to bow before your lane partner before beginning the attack.

Put on the pressure to secure ippon, don't ask jungler to gank as he will take your point and you will be left with waza-ari.

I personally recommend using Uchi Mata in lane, I have had great success with this technique.

I skip mid-game and go straight to end-game, because I am Olaf.

There is only one thing you must do in end-game, and that is to charge blindly into all 5 of the enemy team at once with Ragnarok.

If you do so, victory is ***ured.

I don't like Dominion, my team always get joint 4th on points when I clearly have higher ippon than them.

I hope you have learnt how to play Olaf in this dojolaf with my guidance.

Come back next week when I will be teaching you how to MMA Jarvan.