Hi.

This is my second random guide and it is inspired by the legendary Siv HD. This guide is fully dedicated to helping people have fun while trolling/owning/laughing at the same time. SPOILER: IF YOU RAGE EASILY, DO NOT USE THIS GUIDE

To get the maximum potential, I strongly suggest that you have a cheerful attitude to last throughout the game before you officialy rage out (I am saying this for I, the Hoe, is a full time rager) and always buy a Mejai's Soulstealerto be efficient in everything your banana does as the stack brotherhood never fails Play Video

Pros:
Bonus Armor so no one ****s with your badass banana (This synergies in the JUNGLE)
Bonus MR from passive (**** around with AP Champions)
Global Heal
Cons:
Squishy
SHE MOVES SLOWER THAN HER YELLOW BANANA MISSILE
AP Scaling with her abilities are rather low

Option 1:
Option 2:
Option 1 Reason:
You are a **** and suck at your ambulance driving that you have to stick to your medical school (Jungle) and farm your ***** slowly with your Q since neutral minions have no MR

Option 2 Reason:
You graduated from your stupid **** medical school and escaped from people trying to kill you ( Warwick) and now look to save people you love (Your team). Running to your team to save them using your skills you learn from medical school is what the Jungle Power BANANA does best, so make them suck it HARD

Items for Jungle BANANA is very...free

Starting: Hunter's Machete and Health Potion as a normal Jungler

Core Goals: Spirit of the Elder Lizard -> Piss 'em off with your enticing bananas
Mobility Boots -> LIKE SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE AN AMBULANCE! RUN AROUNDDDD AND HEAL THEM *****ES UP! (Note: Heal them only if they ping 3 times to say 911! If not, **** them)
Mejai's Soulstealer -> You get stacks. Who doesn't like a stack sister soraka? Oh wait, that's you! You dumb ****!
Nashor's Tooth -> Everyone hates your bananas! This just make them hate you more and hey More Heal=More OP!
Rylai's Crystal Scepter -> Buffed Banana chasing people is the last thing on everybodys' mind! This will make you too good for kiting/chasing/taunting etc (SPOILER: I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU WILL NEED TO TAKE TIME TO ADJUST TO THIS ITEM ON BANANA POWER)
Lich Bane -> It gives you movement speed, buffed AA for BANANA and you will never run outta mana! (Tis unless you suck :) )

I run 11/7/12 on this delicious banana:

I am a lazy bastard. I'll just let you ******s in on the legendary Siv HD playstyle to win your games that you suck so hard at
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