Evelynn Humor Guide by TheIonicWolf
Not Updated For Current Season
Welcome, To Elo Heaven x10000, Where pros have come together, and made the ultimate Eve guide to get players out of elo hell, So they can see this beutiful guide. ENJOY!!
Now for runes. Get 100 Cdr reduction marks, seals, and glyphs. then 100 movement speed quints. IF you cant put all those runes in your rune page or afford them, then your a noob bum whos gonna stay in elo hell.
My masteries are 1/1/1 Owning all noobs, and putting on my carry pants. And most of the noobs call me a noob for using these masteries but ignore them.
First, Start with boots of speed. I hear sometimes "Wolf, No potions?" - The Noob Then I say, "Potions are for P u s s i e s." Then They go back to the store then sell their potions. then I say "Good rambo." Then he says "Tnx bro rambo." Then Our team is like "report Wolf and Blablabla" Then I own. My score? It was 10000000000000000000000000000/0/-10000000000000000. and i got 1000000 penta kills, and Their scores were like -100000/100000000000000/-100000 or something like that.
First, You start with your Feeding Spree (Q) and max it out by lvl 5, Pro huh? Then, YOu max your Ownage Stealth (W) and max it by lvl 10! OMG SO PRO BETTER THAN PHREAK SAYING TO "Max Hate Spike by lvl 9." AND I MAX IT BY LVL 5 SO I SHOULD MAKE CHAMPION SPOTLIGHTS! OMG!!! Now, I max **** Noobs Up With Feed time By Lvl 15!! OMG EVE OP THEN I MAX ULTIMATE BY LVL 18 EVE OP GUYS PLAY HER!!
FOR SUMMONER SPELLS, GET REVIVE AND TELEPORT! REVIVE IS FOR COMING BACK TO LIFE SO YOU GET A SECOND CHANCE! AND TELEPORT IS FOR TELEPORTING TOO YOUR TOWER AND FEED THE THEIR TOWER TO HIT IT AND REVIVE TO HIT IT SOME MORE! OMG OOP!!!!!! AND LOWER THEIR TOWERS AND YOU HAVE THEIR NEXUS IN 15 MINUTES! OP!!!!!!
NOW PICK UP THE ENEMYS SPAWN TOWER AND PICK IT UP AND USE IT IN TEAMFIGHTS AND SAY IM OP AND GET PENTAS WHILE YOUR TEAM GETS OWNED
Pros / Cons
EVE'S PROS IS:
CAN GET ALL THE RUNES SHE WANTS
SAYS "TIME TO FEED"
EVE'S CONS IS:
NONE ****** GTFO
Well, Things to say, is:
Eve op (no s h i t)
THIS GUIDE IS FOR NOOBS WHO SUCK A S S AND PROS!
EVE WILL OWN
EVE IS OP (did i say that? nahhh....)
Morde:Huehuehue EVE OP NERF PLEASE!
Me:**** off, brasilian morde!