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Last updated on September 14, 2012
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NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!

LISTEN HERE MOITE!

I HAVE TWO RULES WHEN USING THESE BUILDS
1. KILL STEAL (YOU NEED SUFFICIENT AMOUNTS OF GOLD TO STICK TO MOST OF THESE BUILDS, ESPECIALLY WITH AKALI/TWITCH. DO IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!)
2. DON'T BE A PUSS! TOWER RUSH! GO 3V1! DON'T *B* WHEN YOUR ****** TEAM MATES TELL YOU TO. TAKE ALL YOU CAN GET, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS...THEY MIGHT SURRENDER AT THE SIZE OF YOUR GIRTH!

EARLY GAME
Weather your top, mid or bot...I't doesn't matter. Roam! Get kills early. GANK FOR GOD'S SAKE! It puts the enemy team off. At the thought of an early first blood on their team means that in their mind, the person who died is a SCHLAMPE! NOBODY WANTS A SCHLAMPE ON THERE TEAM! MAKE SURE ITS NOT YOU! USE WARDS, WRIGGLES LANTURN, CLAIRVOYANCE. DON'T BE THE SCHLAMPE

MID GAME
By now, it's about 20 minutes. If they haven't surrendered yet...your doing it wrong. But nevertheless, you must fight on. TAKE TOWERS! TAKE ENEMIES! KILL THE DRAGON EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! FARM LIKE A HILL BILLY THEN RUN LIKE HIS DOG! By about the 35 minute mark, you should have atleast 4 out of 6 possible full items. I WOULD HAVE 6 OUT OF 6 BY 15! Nevertheless...

LATE GAME
Ok, I don't know what's f*****g wrong with you...If your still in the game by the time that 4 comes around. Kill yourself. NO ROAMING AND GANKING HAS BEEN DONE BY YOU! AND IF IT HAS, YOU'VE BEEN DOING AS GOOD AS A MANFRED HAS BEEN SINCE HIS MUM LEFT HIM! Nevertheless...FINISH YOUR BUILD, AND SOLO BARON (Usually around level 11, but here is acceptable) KILL THE DRAGON! BE THE ****! NOT THE SCHLAMPE THAT TAKES IT!! IF YOU HAVE A SCHLAMPE ON YOUR TEAM? THEN SLAP THAT **** WITH A ****!! WIN AT ALL COSTS!!

Ok guys, hope you've like my guide to "f*****g s**t up. GL HF, and most importantly...

DON'T



BE




THE SCHLAMPE!!




Or a Yi....





Thats reeeeeeeal newblike






Especially if you get like meditate at level 5 first thing...f*****g noob..


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