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Tryndamere is a very offensive champion, with his ultimate he can turret dive, already at level 6 and still survive. I'm gonna tell you, how to play Tryndamere and how to rape online.
4. Early game
5. After level 6.
6. Late game
It's a very good idea to start with Brawler's Gloves. The extra crit chance, will give you chance for a fast first blood. It is important to get attack speed with Trynda in early game, and therefore you should buy a Phantom Dancer, which also gives you alot of critical chance and movement speed, which gives you a better chance to get away from teamfights, and survive. The Infinity Edge is a must, after the Phantom Dancer, the extra crit chance and the huge amount of crit damage, will make you insane. (you can rape the enemies)
Now you won't need lifesteal before late in game, you are so damn overpowered crazy, so you won't need it. Also, you got your bloodlusts, so it'll be fine.
Now you just get another Phantom Dancer, because you are so overcrazy powered anyways. So just get attack speed, you won't need anything else, and then more lifesteal, so you can rape more.
For runes, we take Crit Chance and Crit Damage. The crit damage will make you insane early game, because you crit like, 250 when you only damage about 90. That is pretty overpowered crazy.
Crit chance is to crit more, so that we do more damage and we rape the enemies. It is important to rape the enemies, or else you probably will lose.
Overall, your rune build is gonna be crazy *** ****.
It is important to keep having your bloodlust up, so that if somebody goes aggressive, you can just RAPE them because you have good crit chance because of your bloodlust x8. It's all about last hitting minions, but stay away from crowd control abilities, if you don't stay away, you are SO ***screwed, and you will probably die. So stay away from the crowd control abilities, and last hit as good as you can. And remember, to keep your bloodlust up, so that you can rape them, if they go aggressive. :) RAPING IS GOOD. (In League of Legends, ofcourse)
In early game, all you do is staying defensive. Don't do anything stupid, stay behind your turret if they push alot. If you have a tank on lane, and he rushes into them, follow him. But not alone, that will make you die. Just take care of gankers and such things. Always stay defensive until level 6. Or else you die.
After level 6
After level 6, you can finally go out and rape the enemies. And I know you want too! It is a very good idea to begin jungling at level 6 or higher. And get some red buffs, so that you can rape the enemy, even harder! Which is, EPIC! Just remember, if you don't have ultimate, stay away, except if you got your team with you. Just stay behind and come in and rape them all, after your team died. (killsteal them all)
Late game, Trynda will be a god. Trynda will walk around, jungling all the minions, getting all the buffs, and killing alot of dragons. It is important, to keep getting the dragon for your team. Then you will make your team happy, and they will give you cookies. Now at this time of the game, you are probably overfed, and you will ensure alot of kills, by 1v1'ing ******s, who don't know how to play against Trynda. Important: Do not attack tanks with thornmails, kill the squishy champions first, then run, then come back, then rape, then run, then come back, then kill the tanks after they lost like, 80% of their health.