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League of Legends Build Guide Author unnamedtrue

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL **** SHEN

unnamedtrue Last updated on December 27, 2016
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INTRODUCTION

ALRIGHT **********ERS, GET READY FOR THIS BUILD CAREFULLY MADE UP ON THE FLY BY A SILVER 5. IF YOU ARE BUCKLED UP THEN YOU BETTER GET THE **** OUT RIGHT NOW 'COUSE SEATBELTS ARE FOR ******* AND THIS BUILD ONLY FOR THE LARGEST PHROBING ****S.
DISCALIMER IF YOU ARE HERE FOR 1 PROPPER GRAMMAR AND/OR 2 A BUILD THAT MAKES A SHRED OF SENSE THEN I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, MY NATIVE LANGUAGE IS NOT ENGLISH AND THIS BUILD WILL ENDUCE RAGE AND CONFUSION TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU.
I HAVENT SLEPT IN OVER 24 HOURS, IVE ONLY PLAYED THIS TWICE, ONCE SUCKING *** THE OTHER TIME MY *** WAS SUCKED, LETS ****ING GET THIS GUIDE ON THE ****ING MASSIVE **** TRAIN!


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STEP 1: MIND GAMES

DONT YOU EVEN THINK YOU CAN JUST BUILD THE FIRST ITEM RUSHED SIT DOWN AND GET COMFY YOU BOUT TO GET TOGHT HOW **** GOES DOWN YOUR *******
YOU START WITH THE GOLDEN BOOK AKA MAGIC TOME AND OTHER STARTER ITEM YOU CAN AFFORD, AND IF YOU DARE ASK WHY YOU SHOULDNT GET DORAN RING FIRST I SHOVE MY DRY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR *** YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SMELL IT
NOW YOU BACKED AND CAN BUY ITEMS, GET A ****ING VAMPIRIC SCEPTER AND MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU ARE GUNNA BUILD A SEMI SANE BUILD BY TRICKING THME TO THINK YOU ARE BUILDING A HEXTECH GUNBLADE
NEXT BACK TURN YOUR TOME INTO GHOST **** AKA AETHER WISP. WHY? TO COAT YOUR GHOST SWORD WITH IT, IT NOW HITS HARDER AND WIGHTS LESS SO YOU MOVE FASTER
NOW UPGRADE YOU SCEPTER TO BILGWATER CUTLASS TO KEEP UP THE RUSE OF A SANE BUILD AND SO THEY PREP FOR FULL AP SHEN, ABOUT HERE ALSO GET BOOTS AND WHEN EVER POSIBLE UPGRADE TO SWIFTNESS BOOTS OR BUTTER UP FOR THE ALREADY MENTIONED FOOT
NOW GET RECURVE BOW TO SWING YOUR SWORD FASTER BECOUSE **** LOGIC
NOW YOU GET A SHEEN COUSE WHAT IDIOT SHEN NOT HAVE A ****ING SHEEN? THE NAMES JUST MATCH
NOW YOU ARE READY TO UPGRADE TO FULL ITEMS HIT THEM WITH YOUR LONG **** THAT YOU HAVE FOR USING THIS BUILD AS A SUPRISE TO EVERYONE AND GET BLADE OF THE RUINED KING, WHO FELL BEFORE THIS VERY BUILD EXPLENATION COMING SOON WHY
NOW UPGRADE TO LICH BANE CONGRATULATION YOU NOW HAVE A BASIC ATACK BUFFER, LIFE STEAL ,AP AND A MOVESPEED/HEALTH TRANSFER, MAX HP% DMG AND CURRENT HP% DMG THE ENEMY'S HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO ****ING RETALIATE AND YOUR TEAM CANT ****ING UNDERSTAND
WHAT DRUGS HAVE YOU TAKEN


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STEP ****ING 2: CONFUSION AND RAGE

THE CURRENT LEVELS OF CONFUSION AND RAGE ARENT HIGH ENOUGH
GET A STATIKK SHIV FOR MORE MAGIC DMG ON BASIC ATACKS AND SOME CRITS, IF BY SOME CHANCE THE ENEMY ****ING SURVIVES , POSIBLY YOU BEEING A ****ING SCRUBLORD WHO CANT HIT TAUNT FOR THE LIFE OF THEIR CHILDREN, GET THE UPGRADED BATMAN UTILITY BELT, NOW WITH MISISLES. THE, SO RENAMED, PROTOBELT WILL GET YOU CLOSER TO AN ENEMY FOR PISS EASY TAUNT, OR WILL FINISH OFF ANY SURVIORS FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU SHOW MERCY FOR A SPLIT SECOND, A FAKE HOPE TO SURVIVE.
AND NOW INCASE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED NOT TO SCORE A ****ING 1V5 PENTAKILL AND BARELY ESCAPED BUT NEED HEALTH QUICK TO FINISH OF THE PUNY LEFTOVERS, GET WARMOGS.
TO SUM IT ALL UP, YOU NOW HAVE *AHEM*:
MAX HP% DMG, CURRENT HP% DMG, 2 MAGIC DMG BASIC ATACK BUFFERS, ATACK SPEED, WAVE CLEAR, LIFESTEAL, SUSTAIN, EXTRA MOBILITY, A MOVESPEED/HP TRANSFER, SPEED, CRITS, YOU NAME IT YOU HAVE IT, NO BUILD CAN COUNTER THIS, EXEPT THIS BUILD ITSELF.
THE ENEMY IS TO LATE TO CHANGE OVER TO GOD FORM THAT YOU CURENTLY ARE, AS YOU POUND THEIR VERGIN TURRET ***ES INTO THE GROUND AND BACK. OR AS YOUR IMPENETROBLE CONDOM ULT WHEN THE ENEMY TRY TO **** YOUR ALLYS WHITOUT PROTECTION


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RUNES AND MASTERIES?

FOR RUNES THE ONLY THING IS THAT YOU NEED THE 1% CRIT CHANCE WITOUT IT IT WILL BE YOUR VIRGIN *** GETING TRIPPLE FISTED SO HARD YOUR 10TH GENERATION CHILDREN WILL HAVE TO USE WHEELCHAIRS TO GET AROUND.
MASTERIES? THE ONLY THING YOU NEED AS MANDATORY IS PAYING RESPECT TO I DONT EVEN KNOW SHEN'S LONG DISTANCE COUSIN AND INSPIRATION, LIGHTING SHEN, THE SON, DAUGHTHER, HUSBAND AND WIFE OF THE SEXY BEAST THAT IS FROST PRIME AND GETING THUNDER LORD DECREE. THE REST IS UP TO YOU, IM SORRY I CANT HOLD YOUR HAND THAT FAR, GUNNA HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO JERK OFF AND FIST YOURSELF AT THE SAME TIME ON YOUR OWN.


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SUMMENER SPELLS?

IF YOU ARE A REGULAR CASUAL SHEN PALYER, YOU WILL GO GHOST TO RUN YOU ***** *** AWAY FROM DANGER AND TP TO HAVE TIME TO PRAY FOR FOR GOD MERCY THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO SUFFER THE MENTIONED FOOT, BUT FROM 5 PEOPLE.
NOW IF YOU A HARDCORE SHEN PLAYEH YOU WILL GO FLASH AND IGNITE, TO PUT THE HOES IN PLACE WITH YOUR TAUNT FLASH TECHNIC


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CONGRATILATIONS YOU REACHED THE END OF THIS SHEN GUIDE

With love, Unnamedtrue aka Nicky :3